The LATE HONORABLE SHEKUKU’S family, upon advisement of the family lawyer have decided to publicly reveal SheKUKU’s manifesto of the status quo transformation he would ascertain upon ascension to presidency:
Each of the almost 50 Counties will have renamed, as the applicable CBD Central Avenue within each respective county’s CBD; JOGOO ROAD. It should be noted that SheKUKU’s prowess was not merely just as a politician, but rather a full fledged advocate and prophet in all matters poultry, and this clearly evinced , to the extent it was SheKUKU’s wisdom that was employed in naming the road as one leaves the Narobi CBD, and on the way to Kangundo. The name JOGOO ROAD was preemptively named ; a before the fact vindication SheKUKUU’s prophecy!
A sneak peek of SheKUKU’s Legislative key items revealed a radical reformation of TRAFFIC LAWS, the most salient being that; POULTRY WILL HAVE UNIVERSAL RIGHT OF WAY within the realm of traffic rules, be they human or non-human, and this unconditionally, whereas an attempt will be made to accommodate the larger vehicles by widening the peripheral aspects of all applicable road ways as they try to wade through the now named paths many identify as SIDE WALKS.
NB: It should be noted that the Swahili word for chicken, id est, KUKU, was assigned as an honorable moniker, indeed as a tribute to the worldwide acclaimed Poultry Annihilator SheKUKU, and this for his valiant efforts in advocating for all matters poultry, and if rumors are veridical, the name SHIKU (SHIKOO), and SIKU KUU haV similar origins etymological baseis, with all the foregoing best summarized as;
“SHEKUKU…THE GREATEST WONDER OF THE INGOKHO WORLD”
Well renowned cartoonist BOGI BENDA had this classic painting to depict how any one JOGOO ROAD might be envisioned: