shaykhs moment....long read

Celebrating the New Year is prohibited in Islaam, yet many people are heedless of this, especially some store owners who reduce their prices during this time of the year, which constitutes participation in this celebration, which is of course forbidden. The Jews and Christians have false and fabricated beliefs regarding the Prophet ‘Eesaa, peace be upon him, but we Muslims have the correct belief regarding him as explained in the Qur’aan and the Sunnah of our Prophet sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam. Indeed we believe that Prophet ‘Eesaa peace be upon him, disowns all that is attributed to him by the Christians and everything that is done by them in his name.
What is our relationship as Muslims to the celebration of Y2K? These are celebrations which have nothing to do with Islaam or the Muslims, and the celebrations done in its name by some Muslim countries is prohibited.
Many texts from the Qur’aan and the Sunnah were revealed to establish the prohibition of such celebrations and prohibit the imitation of the disbelievers as well as to confirm the fact that they are misguided, they also affirm the fact that those who imitate the disbelievers resemble them in their misguidance. Allaah says that which means: ““Then We put you, [O Muhammad], on an ordained way concerning the matter [of religion]; so follow it and do not follow the inclinations of those who do not know.” (Al-Jaathiyah: 18) and also: “…And if you should follow their inclinations after what has come to you of knowledge, you would not have against Allaah any ally or any protector.” (Ar-Ra’d: 37).
There is no doubt that imitating the disbelievers and attending their religious celebrations or the celebration of their religious festivals such as Y2K in the Muslim countries is nothing but an indication and confirmation of love of the disbelievers. Such acts contradict the Islamic creed of disavowal and hatred of the disbelievers and ruins ones faith.
Allaah forbade the believers from loving or caring for the disbelievers and stated that doing so leads a Muslim to become one of them, Allaah forbid. Allaah says that which means: “O you who have believed! Do not take the Jews and the Christians as allies. They are [in fact] allies of one another. And whoever is an ally to them among you – then indeed, he is [one] of them…” (Al-Maa’idah: 51) and also: “You will not find a people who believe in Allaah and the Last Day having affection for those who oppose Allaah and His Messenger, even if they were their fathers or their sons or their brothers or their kindred. Those – He has decreed within their hearts faith and supported them with spirit from him…"(Al-Mujaadilah: 22). Shaykh Al-Islaam Ibn Taymiyyah, may Allaah have mercy upon him, said: “Resembling others leads a persons heart to love and be loyal towards them, just as internal love is reflected by external resemblance to ones beloved.”
One of the most important fundamentals of our religion is to love and be loyal to Islaam and the Muslims, and to hate and renounce the disbelievers; and from the most basic implications of hating and renouncing the infidels is that one is distinct from them and proud of Islaam - regardless of how powerful and advanced the disbelievers are and despite how weak, disunited and underdeveloped the Muslims may be. It is not permitted, no matter what the case may be, to use the strength and power of the disbelievers and the weakness of the Muslims as an excuse to imitate or resemble the disbelievers, like some of the hypocrites and weak-hearted people do.
Once again, the question must asked, what is our relationship as Muslims with Y2K? We are a nation which is distinct from and superior to the Jews, Christians and other disbelieving misguided nations, and perhaps the ignorance of some Muslims regarding this matter is one of the reasons behind their falling into grave errors related to their creed and faith.
Our Muslim nation is the finest and most honourable in the sight of Allaah as He says th

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Talkers ni walevi alafu unaweka long read, hio utasoma pekee yako.

Why just stop at trying to control mankind… they should control the universe, stupid matafakas

The Jews and Christians have false and fabricated beliefs regarding the Prophet ‘Eesaa, peace be upon him, but we Muslimshave the correct belief regarding him as explained in the Qur’aan
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Because the koran was written 600 years after Jesus died I can see how the muslims have first hand information on the life of Jesus compared to the gospels which were written about 30 or so years after Jesus’ death and subsequent ascension by people who actually saw and interacted with him. Kwani moha anatubeba fala aje?


Wee enda uko kwa desert. U belong there together with the sand. Hizo dini zote ni zenu mkae nazo huko. I dont see which need they fulfill here.


Don’t use the right hand for cleaning either. It’s pretty much useless while in the bathroom. (I try to keep mine over my head or behind my back.)
Do not use the right hand for cleansing (Istinja) as it goes against the Sunnah unless you have a problem with your right hand. We use the right hand for eating, drinking, shaking hands, reading the Qur’an etc. we should use the other hand for cleaning, holding shoes, cleaning the nose etc. (1)
The Prophet’s wife Hafsah (may Allaah be pleased with her) reported that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) used to use his right hand for eating, drinking, making wudoo (? ), getting dressed, and giving and taking things, and he used to use his left hand for other things. (2)

Wash and wipe an odd number of times.
Wash in odd numbers i.e. 1, 3, 5 or 7 times. (1)
[T]he Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him)
used to wash his posterior three times. Ibn ‘Umar said: “We did this too and found it to be healing and cleansing.” (2)

Do all your clean-up with just three fingers: the middle fingers of your left hand. (May take some practice.)
Use the left hand middle three fingers for cleanings. (1)

For an easier pee, try pushing on your left leg.
Put slight pressure on the left leg it makes it relieving easier. (1)

Pee sitting down. Whoever pees standing up will go straight to hell when they die. (Muhammad’s nine year old wife, Aisha, swore he was a sit-down pee-er.)
Aisha (may Allah be pleased with her) says that, 'Whosoever says that the Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) would stand up and urinate do not believe them, he would urinate but sitting down …
One of the reasons of the punishment in the grave is because of urinating standing up, Islam has given us a method to follow not only will you relieve yourself but you will be rewarded too. (1)

Don’t get any urine on yourself. If you do you, Allah will torture you in hell for it. As the Prophet of Pee said so well, “Most of the punishment of the grave will be because of urine.”
Once the Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) while passing through a graveyard heard the voices of two persons who were being punished in their graves. The Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) said, ‘These two persons are being punished not for something major (it is not difficult to be save from it).’ The Prophet (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) then added, 'Yes! (They are being tortured for a major sin ) Indeed, one of them never saved himself from
being soiled with his urine… (1)
He should be careful to remove all impurity after answering the call of nature, because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) warned against being careless in cleaning oneself after urinating: “Most of the punishment of the grave will be because of urine.” (2)

Females should wipe with the heel of the left palm, being careful not to separate the legs too much.
The sister should cleanse themselves with the lower palm of the left hand and do not separate the legs to wide. (1)

Males should hold the penis from the top with the left hand index finger and thumb, gently milking it until all the drops come out.
When cleaning yourself, males should hold their penis from the top with the left hand index finger and the thumb. Gently work your way down (as if milking an animal) so if drops are left they will come out. (1)

Whatever you do, be sure to get that last drop out. Force the little bugger if you have to.
After performing urination, if you feel that another drop of urine will come, then it is wajib for you to perform ‘Istibrao’ meaning after urination to perform some act that would force the urine left inside, to come out . (1)

First wash the front of the penis and then the back.
First wash the front then the back. (1). In all of this, try hard not to even look at your penis. Looking at your own penis can cause severe memory loss.
Do not look at your private parts as there is a chance of the memory becoming weak .

This is harder than any exam I have ever done or will ever do in this life. I salute those who do all this for fear of the hell fire. Aren’t some religions strange?


Memory loss??

Hahaha. I feel this is a funny religion. Does peace mean hating Christians and Jews? Why do they trade with Christians and Jews then? I wonder where the hate emanated.


Whoever wrote that shit must have smoked some weed

muslims shouldnt hate on christians o jews o any religion for that matter. they with thre religion and we with our religion, but where a christian, jew e.t.c directly harms a muslim o islam then muslims as the world has so often witnesed will not turn da other chik for them to slap. slap a muslim and he/she will slap u back

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if i am to come in ur homes and dictate to u how u shuld live ur lives im sure to end up in some hospital bed lol y then is it strange to u dat midle east is up in dust wen da west is all over tryin to change the way of life of the desert pple. only recently did africans start apearing in ponographic videos, socialites displaying goodies for all to see kina vera sidika and co, wasenge wameanza campaign to be recognised e.t.c all dis r ill values not at all associated with african history but we r blinded by the world striving to live the western way of life oblivious of the negative impact this way of life brings to us