Shagzmodos kumbe mnakuanga na life long scars? Poleni sana

To be honest, I was a bit lucky. Ni SQ but a very big one. But apartments hiyo ndio bei. Half the price of what you pay in Nairobi.

Yet mzungu anatoka miami kuishi roysambu na ako sawa tu.

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People are fascinated by unfamiliar places. Alafu huyo mzungu utapata alikuwa chokosh majuu, lakini akikuja Roysambu anakuwa bingwa kama anapata attention ya madem wengi sana.

Nairobi nilikaa for several years but since nianze kuishi hapa reserve I hated that congested dirty town. Mnaishi kama kunguni huko Nairobi.

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Let’s say he came for a church event juu chokosh atatoa pesa ya visa na return air ticket wapi?

Kidogo kidogo he’s a dual citizen wewe hapa ukiona Kenya ni shithole.

Hii ndio story iko Mtwapa na Diani. Mzungu chokosh anafagia madem kuwafagia. I pity women at times

Context matters.

That white dude feels like a king despite being ruling over a sand castle…

Daily Ego boosts will make a white man overlook inconveniences of third word shitholes …

Many of my white colleagues are also taking up dual citizenship.

Chokosh wa Miami ni tofauti sana na chokosh wa Githurai.

Chokosh wa U.S. anaeza afford gari. In fact, homeless people in the U.S sleep in their cars. They can easily afford flight tickets to Kenya.

nope. If you’re after půssy, there’s no better hunting ground than the city.

I’ve been to those two places (rongai & eldoret) and I’d rather live in rongai. Sure, the quality of life is better in eldoret but there’s a better supply of půssy in nairobi.

Eldoret chics are mostly conservative and are in constant fear of being branded a slut, since Eldoret is a small town and word gets around. Nairobi, on the other hand, insulates women against such fears, given that it is located far from a girl’s home, and no one really knows the girl that well. Everyone is strangers to each other and slutting is the order of the day.

I used to reap so much půssy in Nairobi, it’s crazy.

If we are talking pussy wise, then Nairobi huwezi compare na LD. Population ni 5m vs 500,000. Some people like that busy city life, I abhor it. Concrete everywhere.

I’d rather stay in Nairobi. I can seamlessly fit right in. A while back I used to subsist on a budget of 500 a week (exclusive of rent).

With a salary of 150k a month, I can save upto 140.

Wake huomba spare change?
Wale tunona wakiishi kwa tent next kwa sewage huko LA na ukikaa mbaya wanakupiga ngeta?

Wa gari probably ako job ni vile rent imemshinda.

Translation: You could not afford to live in a nice area.

:D:D:DIt’s a life trauma for most of those fuckers…usiwaambie ukweli sana

Rethink this post. It doesn’t matter if you live in a nice area. Utakutana na pollution the moment you drive out of your “nice” area. I lived in Nairobi all my life until ten years ago when i moved out. Nowadays I can’t stand the noise of traffic when I come to Nairobi, something that had never bothered me. In those ten years I have only had one event that made me want to come back there: juzi a snake somehow slithered onto my porch, I nearly pooped! Had to call a friend from 4kms away to come kill it. Alinikuta juu ya viti.

What is the color of your thong?? What is your bra size?? Which kind of man needs help killing a snake in his house??

Multi-handler detected!

It proves you are a woman… Which man cant kill a snake? Which man climbs a tree because of a snake?

Covid was a real eye opener for me. Siku hizi masaa mingi I spend kwa ranch Nairobi nakuja kazi tuu ile inataka physical presence. Else ni kutomba vienyeji, kunywa pombe na kuregarega in shorts kwa ranch. I used to visit my ENT specialist every 3 months. Siku hizi napiga hata 1 year bila shida. Navuta hewa safi, nakula chakula fresh that I grow myselefu, I move at my hakuna kukaa kwa jam, labour is cheap etc. My only worry is lack of emergency medical care within a short distance but that is made up by the fact that I no longer fall sick fwaa!