sexcapade with a woria

There is this woria woman I have been eating slices from for the last two years now she wants it official.tumekua tukiiba sasa anataka nimuoe what do I do??

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Be prepared to house all her relatives, possibly losing your private life in the process.

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nitafutie moja.ama msomali

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Leta Hekaya in full

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Si umuoe kwani?

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Can’t change my religion

Tell her to change to yours if she’s truly into you.

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You know the drill…picha ya arufu ya woria marash, if you don’t have video, sketchi, witnesi.

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Three things are involved here:
1)You convert to muslim.
2) Ukikataa ku convert dame ata kua disowned na familia.
3) Hii sijui kama uta wezana brathe… Tissue uta wacha uanze kutumia maji

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Sasa hapo ndio ngori iko

lugha ililemea huyu wakwitu, sasa ni sentensi moja moja

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Two years is more than enough for a test drive…
Weka yeye bahari yake kwa nyumba!

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Nayu ngumbao ya kukuva? Niulisaga nguku nguve?

Hapa hata amejaribu, nilingoja aseme “Wolia”.

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Navile maji iko na shida :D:D

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Arent you the same guy looking for ARV?

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Weka Hekaya.
How you meet.
How ulimueka box
and how she comes into your mancave without fracas za familia

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:D:D:D btathe… Maji iko kwa wingi

alternative ya maji kwa hawa watu huwa ni mawe…kwanza wakiwa huko desert ni ngori sana…

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Anything is acceptable except bones. reason: Bones ndio chakula ya jinni.

Oa yeye, karibisha watu wao wote kwako na usi sahau kununua padlock origi kama Yale. Huto tu alshaitan tunapenda sana kufuguana boot.

Using water is five hundred percent more hygienic than tissue

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