On Saturday I was relaxing near balcony in a restaurant sipping my drink. Two drunk guys were walking making noise. One guy who had small dreadlocks thought it would be a good idea to hit a passing car with his hand.
The driver stopped the car and emerged.
Driver: Kwanini unagonga gari?
Before the dreadlocks guy could answer, his words were meet by hots slaps, another passenger emerged on the right flank and slapped the guy.
The dreadlocked was rescued by his friend who pulled him and begged those guys not to beats him more.
The drunk guy left cursing how he would beat them.
:D:D
hii ni hekaya kweli?
Hehehee. He should know people.
Didn’t know even vehicles can be defended that much.
Mlevi huwa na chocha sana before the first blow, you might think he ever killed a lion
“Restaurant” = Aston Villa
dreadlocked guy = @culture
other drunk guy = @cortedivoire
driver = Nappy Seal derefa wa muhindi
Touts especially have this habit and it’s very annoying.
You hit the brakes, heart racing thinking you have hit or been hit by another car only to realize it’s an idiot who has hit your car with his hand.
Heheheeee sweep ndio ilibaki…
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D pombe sio uji
Reminds of of a time nilikiwa natoka diaspora kwa 14seater mat. Kufika hapo brookhouse dere akapark mbele ya gate. Si mnajua shule ya mabirionea kwa gate kuna GSU manning them. Karau akaambia Conda atoe gari kwa Entrance wasonge mbele kiasi kwa stage, conda akamwambia hii barabara si yako. Gsu kusikia hivyo akakuja, ile mbio conda alitoka kuingia kwa gari, kufunga mlango na kufly juu yetu hadi akafika seat ya nyuma kabisa could have broken the 100m record plus the pole vault record at once juu he literally flew over us. Karau alikuja akamchapa slap kwa dirisha, conda alibeg yake yote ikabidi dere atoke aongee na karau akanyagie.
After tumetoka hapo ndio conda akaanza kujichocha vile angepiga huyo karau alimsamehea tu
:D:D
News flash mzee
:D:D:D:D:D
mkubwa sio mimi please.
:D:D:D
Another passenger = @BadaLingam aka mdosi wa Nappy Seal
KTalkification of the characters!
hehehe this is funny
Bada Lingam ni mboch wa muhindi. Uwes alikuwa anampeleka shopping
other passenger= MWK- mkia wa kando
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D