So I joined this stupid forum barely a month ago and now they are calling me a senior villager. When I signed up the bastardy had just labelled me a villager. It’s such a fallacy to describe me as a senior villager. I am neither a villager nor am I senior. I was born and raised in the mean streets of Kawangware. I barely go to my home village and I’m a registered voter in Nairobi. I’m what you’d typically call a ‘Young Townie’ at the age of 27. I hereby ask the fuckers that own this forum to allow me to choose my own title because I’m not amused by the thought that I’m sharing the 'senior villager ’ title with a bunch of babies, big babies and wannabe babies whose IQs isn’t even enough to measure my sick size in centimeters.
Meanwhile tukulane mabibi na mabwana hata ile wanaaita anal, whether you belong to Uthamakistan or Lake Country.