I rarely go to the family gatherings, hii ya December I usually attend, juu najua they’ll be a lot of merry making, but I usually find it uncomfortable, juu immediately na land village, unakuta some random girl, starts to visit my mother everyday, mostly daughters of those women they attend chamas with , , banae this scenerios usually leave me with a lot of questions, I feel sometimes ni kama somebody wants to lure me into the plantation but kuoa sioi
ao ni wazuri wa kukuzalia na waishi huko ocha kusaidia wazazi kazi za nyumbani
nimeambiwa family together ya next year ni mimi nitahost. yaani kangu huko ocha juu wameona nafanya mchezo na ndoa
Plantation balaa wazee wanaitana kila mahali
Men need to learn how to hide in plain sight. Ingia function kama haijaanza, greet everyone including that nosy aunt and cousin, cheza na watoto na madoggy, kunywa what is available, contribute to the conversation and banter and disappear into thin air bila kupigia mtu kwaheri. Days later, come up with a cock and bull story of some emergency that necessitated your early departure. People will find it extremely difficult to accuse you of not attending family functions.
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Do most men in this K-Talk village suffer from Erectile Dysfunction and other ailments that hinder their sexual abilities ?
Family gatherings hazina issue, bora uleweshe uncles watacheza kama wao nosy aunts wakianza siasa
Nialike kaka, nikuje nikushtaki eti uko kwa dini inajiita mgtow :D:D:D:D
How many have you slept with?
:D:D:D sijui mbona nacheka…
ngoja uanze kupata random packaged foods kwa jalopy yako mostly chapos or mandazis then mathe anakupigia next day asking if you enjoyed them
You must be one of them, because a man brimming with testosterone, one who wakes up with a full bonner most morning doesn’t have the luxury of ranting about women being these or that. Nikuamka na kuanza kutafutana na kuma keshi baadaye.
On the other side, if you are suffering from ED, you have all the time and luxury to hunt down for prewall soft meat, then once for bag it, you swallow you sexual enhancement pill and afterwards you proceed to preach nonsense in this village.
A senior bachelor with serious cash and Germany machine…nosy aunts can never dare to ask silly questions…“ako wapi Bibi.”
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The same thing used to happen to me banae. Mine was a complicated because I have always rejected religion so they thot I might never marry or worse, I’m might end up g.ay. my parents used to call so many girls to great me when I’m around. Used to chew them sana but nikachoka na twenyewe. But it is never about you or them. Society is selfish and enslaves us in one way or another for its continuity. Collectivism at play
Lazima wewe ni mkale with this kinda thinking.
Upussssu :D:D:D
Is this supposed to be something bad?
Those nosy relatives will still see you leaving, and the way and time you exited will ignite more gossip than you not coming at all.
ultimately one becomes an absentee father to watoi wapotovu.
Nunua cheap beer na maleso za 200 bob ,reward to those who keep their mouth shut .