Secretary akanipiga 10nil...

We have this secretary who is a so called Bible Jane.(but hata hivyo hii nishaa kamua) She is always reading that book. So today morning she has told me something that has made me think of turning my life around.
She came in and called me aside and she goes like… “mtu chuma kunakitu ninataka kukuambia and please dont take it the wrong way.”

Mimi “sema.”

Seki. " You know most of the mornings when you come in the office mara nyingi hua unanuka either pombe ama mwanamke… sasa huini hio si poa? Either pombe itakuua ama AIDS… Nasikwaubya pleas change your ways. You know GOD loves you and he can change u.!!!"

Nimerushia yeye mkono but imeniuma sana coz that is all true. Sooner or later this ways of mine will catch up with me nanijipate kwa shida kubwa sana…
Seriously thinking of turning a new leaf and become a family man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKzSne3TCXc

Sec ameona vision , tubu dhambi zako baba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEieBjqni6s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0BPSS4lKn4

sikiza hizo

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Ha ha I was given the same talk by my mum a decade ago

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My mum ameongea akachoka… But hearing it from another person who is not a family member or a family friend has really touched me deeply.
Thanks @incognitus

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How do you smell of vagina in the morning??
Smfh

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I dont know but she said it … Am sure ameskia hio kaharufu

Kwani you don’t shower after cumin inside those herpes infested vaginas???

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAq585rAUbU

kama wewe ni mtu hip hop kuna hiyo…tafuta lyrics

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she wants you to marry her.
http://flickreel-images.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/artworks-000047570484-rmbvj3-crop.jpg

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All the best kijana

It was going well till this

Change your ways my broda, anyway what a cliche statement this one is

Try your best to keep your wild side away from work mates and other third parties. Weekend unaweza mutate into an energizer bunny lakini weekday ukue a totally different person

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I dint know hua ako radar hivyo…

kwanii nanii…eh. how do you do the sexes??

why? Its a trap isnt it? she tells you something profound, hoping it will have an effect on you and re-evaluate your life. And it just so happens you have been physical with her before. And finally she just happens to be available.
Nothing could be more appropriate than those words, uttered a long time ago in a galaxy far far away…

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How about hitting the shower and clean clothes in the morning

I always do … the only day i can remember was juzi i kamuad a nyoka in the morning before ningie job…

Hehe. It means you know what you’re doing ain’t right. Change because you want to, not because she’s told you.

She’s definitely not the only one who notices… just the only one kind enough to tell you.

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