season greetings from @imei2012

Even though i don’t believe in the spirit of christmas I know many kenyans do including mama imeilet. So being free I decided to visit them huku kwa kina malombe. I couldnt help but notice how ukambani is green this time round kuanzia mlolongo mpaka past machakos there was rain. Land that was almost otherwise barren with few sightings of malnourished mbuzi is suddenly green and welcoming. I must admit that this time round there wont be hunger in ukambani. Talkers like @vuja de and @Chloe badala ya kujaza space pipeline consider kurudi mashambani mlime :D:D:D:D @Elin niko hapa riverside kuja nikupatie ka guarana na chips. Finally on behalf of mollis(chairman team mafisi and supreme leader) I want to wish all ratchets, mwks and other stakeholders a wonderfool christmas and a happy new year kindly note that during this period our mobile phones will remain shut down to regular services like calls and sms. This is the period mafisi members appreciate wives and baby mamas for doing a fantastic job. Normal services will resume on Jan 3rd 2017. [ATTACH=full]74417[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]74418[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]74418[/ATTACH]

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Happy holidays omwami,najua krisi haiwes kamilika bila huyu mnyama
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Cc @uwesmake

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@imei2012 is been fun spurring and agreeing with you most issues this year.happy holidays

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In Greek we say 'Gwa athoni gutiraragwo ’ translated as you don’t spend a night at inlaws. Sasa naulisa Omwami kwa in laws unalala?
Happy holidays too and enjoy

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asande omwami ulitoka brazil i always wanted to visit copa cabana beach for the ladies volleyball if you know what i mean

mama imeilet stays alone and far from her parents so technically her place is an extension of the big imeis household

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eunuch, happy holidays lakini mbiguni hutaingia,mundu mumimide heke

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poa general sisi wote hatuwezi toshea kwa hio fake ass place you call heaven anyway salimia @Wakanyama @Wakasungura @wakanyau wote happy holiday WNBP:D:D:D

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Si ungeniachia TV nikuwekee hadi urudi

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wewe enda home holiday ama unafikiri @mishty na @ranjeet wanatambua christmas

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Kalasinga mjinga hapan tambua xmas. Lakini hapo kuna overtime mzito

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Likizo njema ya kufana na yenye baraka tele.

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Nilitoka kitambo. It was just 2 week afair. No more going out. Okimwi najaa huko baba, but very very tempting women . I’ll give you contacts should you want to visit. Just inbox

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KDF gunia moja ya makaa ya somalia ni how much bei ya xmas ?

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Afadhali wewe unalipwa OT ndugu yetu mmoja ananyanyaswa na mpandre mmoja. He is paid 8000 shillings a month .si mhook up na mpandre wako

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Unakuwanga na ujinga which is well embedded in your DNA.please don’t breed . Vasectomy shouldn’t be an option but a must. Brare kashwende arap kisonono…merry xmas jinga jii:(:frowning:

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Safi, mwaka mpya punguza pombe kali

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happy holiday soldier, yeah soldier si soja!

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Sunny ni jina gani ya ufala ?

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Happy xmas too officer! Chunga mwende na nduku wasikupoteze.

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