Say NO boyshaod

Ukiona unazipata rahisi toka mbio…a lady was employed in my workplace while I was away on my annual leave,I come back and we clicked instantly…3 days later my gadget is jamming with her nudes n stuff…hii sikulii,my upper head is telling me easy lays ni kunguru

kuna condom mpya zimekam., unavaa kama overalls na ziko na hood.
unadunga hio condom na kuchapa kitu mpaka inanuka smokie pasua

Other than that always avoid work mates, neighbours etc

izo nudes, panel ichambue.

Makanga hupata annual leave ?

Only on ktalk.
If it isn’t a hot young colleague, it will be a rich, lonely elderly woman with a figure to die for throwing themselves at some random guy.
‘lucky chaps’

condoms exist for dealing with kungurus.

jinga saidi

and dont shit where you eat

@Mathice its only wewe na @Wakamitura ndo huwa unlucky. Wanawake watamu wamejaa hii dunia

mathice ni shoga

can’t relate

Exactly

Way to go bro

sijui,ukiona mmoja uliza utwambie

ngamIa ya Abdul unajiskia kula skuma?

Sijui,uliza uko kiambiu utwambie

Don’t shit where you eat/sleep, vile mtu amesema hapo juu. Workmates, neighbors etc should be avoided.

Friends with benefits na neighbor has been the sweetest thing for me

Heheh just yesterday got a match on tinder…exchanged contact nikamwhatsapp. The next minute the gal calls, she is like uko wapi…am horny. I just laughed nikamshow its oka noworries nakuja tu soon…asked her for a pic na akanitumia avery juicy kuma
After like less than 30min she calls me anadai nimtumie 250:D:D:D nilicheka tu nakumshow ntakutumia nikitoka job. Mpaka saiii she’s been texting me nalenga tu.