Sampling report

Who has been to this establishment. Give us a detailed fisibility report.

Feasibility, nugu

Do you not see that everything in those ads is fake, catfish?

Feasibility ya mafisi ni fisibility poko koko wewe

Sawa, was slow hapo

fisi-bility summary; nothing like the pictures and the words, otherwise uplift your fellow creatures from poverty

Joke is on you. Too slow today? Umekunywa mini?

2k halafu utapata beshte yake na muguka hapo