Saloon tingz

Maelders mtanisamehe lakini wacha niingie hii saloon ya kijiji leo (ni leo tu!). When I heard that my crush, Sharon Mundia was engaged I was crushed. I just remembered that the fiance works (or should i say worked) at Chase Bank…

Come to think of it, pesa ya macustomer ilienda kwa hii proposal. The guy was a banking manager at Chase bank. She took the girl on a helicopter ride to Mt. Kenya before proposing; na naskia sijui ni 60k an hour depending on the type of helicopter and season. Ndio hii picha
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Lakini mnajua Mungu halali, sasa mjamaa has joined the Peasant Batallion. Swali langu kwa wanakijiji, what are my chances of getting back my crush, nipatieni mastrategy kabla fisi ingine iangushe biashara ikimfuata.

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send her an email with your bank account statements

hii re-touch ya nywele imekaa sana leo

Retouch ni nini?

hata sijui used to hear of it tukiwa wadogo

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Hehehe I knew it

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Chiq is overrated

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lakini ameangusha bank mzima

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Weddo ya mamilioni down the drain?

kuguza nywele zako mara mbili, na si mara moja tu.

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U don’t think that Sharon loves the guy genuinely?

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Pesa ya wanaume huenda mbali. Waaaho_Oo_O

Email her about a vacancy in your sport pesa empire… Thank me later.

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he hee. i thought saloon ni pub word is salon bt haidhuru nimeomba @Lola- leso na nko hapa sasa kusikilza mushene

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Bob collymore should be a role model for birrionaires like me who want to wed…wedding simple tu. many people are in debt just because they wanted to impress people on the wedding

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Hiyo proposal ilikuwa kali sana - Accept my proposal ama nikuache kwa mountain

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how now

Send her a “Please Call Me” and tell her akutumie pesa kwa hiyo namba yako ingine. She will find it cute.

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Haha no.it is when you are going to have your hair re-permed (kuekwa chemical) after it has grown since the last perming. Yaani ukiweka perm nywele zinakua soft alafu with time ikimea zingine ni soft na zenye zinamea ni ngumu ( most Africans’ hair is ngumu) so unaenda kuekwa chemical tena ndio zote zikue uniform - information you might never need , I know

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Fixed. Auto correct is letting me down today…

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Btw @Gio u didn’t post those photos of drip irrigation.