Saidieni Guka Ku-Overcome This Disease/Condition......Pris Pris

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I’ll call the disease PCM - yaani Post Coital Malaise.

Sasa shida ni hii.

Wanawake wangu woooooooooote wanatakanga shuma asubuhi, hata Memsahib the few times in a year anafikirianga ku-meet her conjugal obligations. Apparently, wimins are hornier in the mornings than at any other timings.

Sasa chida ni kuwa mimi nikimalisa kuwashughulikia, am hit by an acute attack of PCM. Nguvu zoooooooooote zinaisha. Grease ya magoti inadry up. I feel weak and sleepy and go back to kulala mpaka saa tatu. Nashelewa kazi hata karibu nifutwo (Ok, hapo nimendanganya, am not employed). I miss meetings. I miss deadlines.

I lose money.

Tafadhali nisaidieni. Is there a pill I can take for PCM? Some exercises? Coz lazima morning glory iendelee, but not at the cost of everything else.

Pris pris…helpuni mimi.

Thank you in advance. Till we meet again.

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Go for a testosterone replacement therapy, Old fuck.

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tumia yenye mutula alimeza

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@Ibwit hiyo ya Mutula ni kama ticket ya SGR ya mbinguni. Sitaki kufa niache mkinitombea bibi zangu…

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Weka moringa, mukombero, royal jelly na njugu kwa diet.

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wacharazie mlingoti kwa bafu maji ikirun; although the water interferes with the natural lubrication of the puthy

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niligundua siri, get a can of glucose and a teaspoon and wekelea hapo kwa bedlamp. Once you are done hitting that stuff, chapa two spoonsfulls. Hizo wimins zikakua zinakuita CouchP Ze Bunny

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Use this and work in the dark.
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He he he he he…ni hayo tu:D:D:D:D

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siku hizi umekuwa champion advisor wa hii kitu…mmmh

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Uyu mjamaa already anatumia hii assistive device na bado ako na mashida. Huyu labda avae hio na hii pia

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Redbull!

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i see what you did there

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fixed

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cc Dagitari @Luther12

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:D:D

:D:D kusoma kwingi library na evening classes, ni kung’ang’ana tu :D:D

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Do it sloooowly and sure. Wacha mambo ya mbio

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hata akichapa mwendo wa kobe when the male balls are emptied, endorphins flood the brain and they bring an urge to sleep

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