Safaricon Comes Calling. Wewe Umeitwo...............?

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0722000000 rings…

Hi. Are we talking to FieldMasho?

OK, am (some bisch name) and am calling from Safaricon. We are celebrating our 15th anniversary and we see you have been with us from the beginning. We would like to invite you for a festival of Kenyan music and celebration at Bomas bla bla bla?

Hey, wait, will you serve Kenyan alcohol like White Cup? I live near there so I’ll probably attend.

Yes, it’ll be a party. Could you please send somebody to the Michael Joseph Centre for your card for two?

Definitely will, sweetheart, Definitely will. It’s not every day a firm that has robbed you for 15 years straight invites you for a beer. No, not a cruise around the world, not even a flight to the Maasai Mara, but a beer. I will definitely be there.

You are being sarcastic sir, we just want to celebrate a Kenyan success story.

Stop being economical with the truth. You are British owned. Vodafone.

OK, sir, please come for your card. Hope to see you there.

Alright sweetheart. I’ll be the old guy in an Airtel T-shirt. Hope you don’t mind?

Line goes dead. Shit, somebody got pissed.

[SIZE=6]UMEITWO?[/SIZE]

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Hii Alzheimer’s disease inamaliza Fossil wetu :frowning:

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Vuja Deek sa nimekosa nini? Serre…

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Niaje guka. Mimi sijaitwo.

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uko sure si busted ivi

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safaricom ya ostralia inaitwaje

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Koalaroo

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@FieldMarshal CouchP that story is got my ribs cracking, especially:

:D:D:D:D:D

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Hi sweetheart. You can take me - cucu ali-die kwa hivo niko solo.

You know you’ll be safe with me?

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Si tuongee

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UWES aliwahi 0729333333 ya prison.

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Ngoja niulize @mumewangu

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nikugeuza waligeuza jina ama nikuzeeka guka?

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umewahi tumia bundles mwitu? hehehe

if yes chunga sana makagari zinaenda kufinywo hiyo bash ni bait

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Guru, you know you broke my heart once…Can’t take another rejection. Tell me this is for real…

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Siwesmind. Ulinihanya na Cutie, remember :slight_smile: BTW, where the hell is @Sahau. Ebu introduce him here.

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Sips coffee n opens another page of business daily

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Past shouldnt determine the future bae. :wink:

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@Unicorn guka needs diaper change first

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Oh no!! This I swear is @Unicorn = @mumewangu