Sadness of marriage

So apparently landlord na wife wanaletana juu. Nigga ni kama amekamua nje or ni udaku ya mabeshte wa wife. Na ndume pia hairudi mtaani mapema. Sorry to say marriage nowadays looks fuckin tired. If it gets to appoint of loud bangs, someone needs some time off.

Na wale hamjaoa…things dont look rosy as they seem. Its heaven and hell combined.

Heavehell sio

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Nakwambia. The wife looks cool lakini moto wa kuotea mbali. Nice milf though

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Nimeoa @Nananimpa na hatusumbuani… Marriage is what both of u makes of…

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The make up sex is worth the drama

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Umesahau kufunga leso leo

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Ebu waambie! Sweeti leo tunafanya style zipi?

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Actually the ninja will sleep a happy man. Ametoka na vest kupumua kidogo.

Funga kinembe acha kelele

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That’s better, my plot has seen anough drama last three weeks. You see, I stay in a place where oldest tenant must be early forties and youngest around 25yrs. Most tenants are “single” since better halves work elsewhere and there is no kid in all the 20 or so houses . I must add very career focused individuals. So reently, this dude, a well known marketer with a reputable firm was caught screwing some 20 something year old lawyer by lady’s hubby. To hubby’s credit, a man I was later made to understand legally owns a gun, just turned back, took car keys and drove off never to come back again. Yes he didnt shoot anybody! fast forward last weekend, same dude is banging same lady but now in his house which is adjuscent to mine…and now the marketer’s wife pops up at 3am on that sunday morning!someone must have tipped her…my money is on watchman!..the insults and fights that I witnessed are out of this world…usitake kutusiwa na bibi yako kama amekasirika!..shit went on up to around 6am bt non of us dared intervene. So since am rarely around I ask one of the watchmen as I drive out how the issue was resolved, i was genuinely worried that one of the three must have sustained serious injuries. Luckily no serious injuries but to my shock watchman tells me dude has around 7 or so other whores that he brings to that same house, same bed that he also shares with wife when shes around!..c’mon, lodging is just 3k…or less …nowonder wife cried till she had a panic attack. If rumours are to be believed, I must be the only one, together with 4 or so couples that stay together, who isn’t part of the adulterous fuckfest that goes on in our flat…natafuta nyumba nihame. na kama any of your wives anaishi somewhere along thika rd, good career, (they all seem to be doing well careerwise) in new flats hebu try and pay her a surprise visit ujionee. Am made to understand almost all 10 or so are enjoying their freedom as you slave away.

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pia wewe utakamuliwa mubibi, that’s a guarantee!

I just pray that dsnt happen 2 me: I wld simply drive off n never come back…

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Some married women are simply domesticated whores. Due to being addicted to porn/soap operas, they assume there is that dude whose engine can last 8 hours non stop hence they are ever dishing their bodies(whether they are married or not) looking for that stallion.
Do you ever expect a woman who, before she got married, was screwing 8 different men every month to ever be satisfied with one man(husband)? What i tell men is this: just get married because you want kids. Once you get kids, invest in them. Dont think too much what your wife is doing out there otherwise you might call mathari hospital your second home. Never ever lose sleep because of whatever is in between a woman’s legs.
In future though, marriage will be for idiots.

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Hiyo ya bibi kukamuliwa in ur own house ni madharau of the highest order. God forbid I happen upon that juu huyo mwanamke sijui nitamfanyia nini. I will not even bother with the jamaa.

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Pray that you will have the strength to walk away instead of doing something stupid that may result in you going to jail for a long time. Huko hakuna nyap, ni kwa nyeni pekee and probably wewe hutumiangi hio kama @Wakanyama na @uwesmake. (nimevaa crash helmet)

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Could we be neighbours bro? Excatly the time you posted this everyone in the plot was outside their cribs juu ya…‘uuui, ananiuwa…ananiuwa…’ bibi akimariswo.

It’s their marriage. Can’t be a reference. Like mtu ako yake

One single incident does not represent the institution of Marriage! Change the title to ‘sadness of the Caretaker!’ Marriage is bliss

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@Luther12 I have noticed some kafunny trend when people are discussing marriage matters you always seem to be on the side that doesn’t seem to be for it or that seems to believe women are saitan’s agent. Leta hekayao_O:)

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When a MAN is scorned…He’s scorned Forreal!!!:smiley:

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