Sad story of Nairobi restaurants

[ChifuMbitika]

@Azor Ahai

Ukitaka ku-survive for long hii Nairobi as a club owner kubali malaya wafanye kazi yao Sabina Joy style. Own the lodging+building and you have an oil well - literally. I wonder how much money mwenye Sabina Joy makes considering that every Nairobian knows it is a brothel hata wenye hawajawahi ingia huko. A club like that probably has low maintenance costs, steady stream of customers, and mints millions in lodging fees + alcohol sales. The biggest advantage is that they never run out of fashion juu kuma haiishi fashion. I would choose to own a club like Sabina Joy over Whiskey River any day for longevity reasons. pu**y+alcohol are a potent combination. Refurbishment ni after 10-15 years just to keep up with the times.

SJ has cut out it’s niche and everyone knows it’s a full time brothel. The owner/management also renovated the club from time to time and ensures that the security and safety of the customers is top priority

[Riva]

@Agwambo

This could be true,but it doesnt explain why Mwendas has been open since around 2005 with the same old furniture and their selling point is still their same old shitty cocktail drinks.Kama sio covid bado wangekuwa open.

Maybe coz it’s a laid back place. You come drink a few cocktails and proceed later to other newer joints.

[Jobi4]

Tribeka was called Tropez in the early 2000’s, the owner was minting cash then got kicked out for Tribeka to replace it.
Before that,there was Mamba Discotheque at Museum Hill, Cactus at GreenCorner, Hornbill, Tacos, Bar Code, Banditos, Pavement, Crooked Q (still standing). Jay Kay’s (where DJ Adrian started), Rezorus… List is loong.
Not forgetting Dolce on Koinange Street ( owned by former Nairobi Mayor, Omar Habib Kongo ). Hii hata zinjathropus @FieldMarshal CouchP hajui.

[kalenjinkirdit]

@magazine

coco was closed ages ago but a certain mhindi bought it, I think he’ll reopen it.
stem to me nowadays is no different from kitindo, no standards

what has killed clubbing in nakuru CBD is harassment by cops at night, nakuru kushikwa na kuwekwa ndani ilikuw aharaka sana dont know if it chnaged

[Touchlyrics]

@Jobi4

T Crooked Q (still standing). .

Hizi club zote nimeenda, inakaa wewe ni fossil mwenzangu. Izo Bouncer wa Crooked Q is still there Imajin!! With lighter duties lakini.

[majizee]

@Jobi4

Tribeka was called Tropez in the early 2000’s, the owner was minting cash then got kicked out for Tribeka to replace it.
Before that,there was Mamba Discotheque at Museum Hill, Cactus at GreenCorner, Hornbill, Tacos, Bar Code, Banditos, Pavement, Crooked Q (still standing). Jay Kay’s (where DJ Adrian started), Rezorus… List is loong.
Not forgetting Dolce on Koinange Street ( owned by former Nairobi Mayor, Omar Habib Kongo ). Hii hata zinjathropus @FieldMarshal CouchP hajui.

where did this geezer @FieldMarshal CouchP go to atuambie

[Capitan]

@Jobi4

Tribeka was called Tropez in the early 2000’s, the owner was minting cash then got kicked out for Tribeka to replace it.
Before that,there was Mamba Discotheque at Museum Hill, Cactus at GreenCorner, Hornbill, Tacos, Bar Code, Banditos, Pavement, Crooked Q (still standing). Jay Kay’s (where DJ Adrian started), Rezorus… List is loong.
Not forgetting Dolce on Koinange Street ( owned by former Nairobi Mayor, Omar Habib Kongo ). Hii hata zinjathropus @FieldMarshal CouchP hajui.

na wewe si wa jana:D

[Capitan]

@magazine

stem to me nowadays is no different from kitindo, no standards

Stem has been refurbished. Mahali mzuri ya kukulia slices

[Stew_maker]

@Capitan

Stem has been refurbished. Mahali mzuri ya kukulia slices

Exactly…kuna jamaa anawork hapo alinishow Principals wengi nakuru wanakulia TPs na BOM teachers huko

[ChifuMbitika]

@kalenjinkirdit

what has killed clubbing in nakuru CBD is harassment by cops at night, nakuru kushikwa na kuwekwa ndani ilikuw aharaka sana dont know if it chnaged

Kwanza ukipatwa na mwanamke wanakusumbua sana

[ChifuMbitika]

@Stew maker

Exactly…kuna jamaa anawork hapo alinishow Principals wengi nakuru wanakulia TPs na BOM teachers huko

Nipatie several names niwaanike

[x-trail]

@ChifuMbitika

Nipatie several names niwaanike

Wacha upuss usijaribu

[ChifuMbitika]

@x-trail

Wacha upuss usijaribu

Hahahaha

[Gaines]

@Agwambo

I saw club Tribeka transform from the coolest joint in town to a run down club with torn seats with thieving waiters.Hapo ndio nilijua bizz ya club hapa Nairobi ni tricky.

Tribeka ilikuwa kali sana back in the day.

[cortedivoire]

Winkers ilikua na prewall soft meat lanyes