Sad Story from My Past

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A lady once welcomed me to her house tukawatch movie, alifunga mlango na akaficha key…next thing I know, movie is ngwati…wah…next thing I see is the lady undressing infront of my innocent eyes…I was so scared that I dissapointed her in failing to rise to the occasion.

Another time when I joined The university of Michigan as a confused fresher since the journey from Kenya to US was a bit tedious …The following morning Nicki minaj and Rihanna broke into my living room and forced me to mount them…Although they paid 2m each for the damage, i have never gathered enough courage to forgive them…I cried for hours my friends coz i was not psychologically prepared for the act.

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Huri Chinatta amesema ‘ni haw’
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Ooh my God. Such sick bustards around. Bro, did you get counselling?

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nimeachia hapo Kwa Rihanna hii bangi na ya Jehova wanyonyi ni the same

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What did I just read?

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:D:D:D:D:D:D,hebu sambaza hiyo sensimilia nataka hiyo levelssssss pia

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Performance anxiety is a problem among virgins. Hio kitu ni ngori

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:Dyou’ve had me

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ngui

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we should have “menists” wakutetea such innocent lads taken advantaage of by those thirsty female species who cant keep their panties zipped and their legs together…sorry bro,take heart…funda sana

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Tunaanzisha movement ya wasee#MeToo-pia-mie pun intended.

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I need your supplier

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naona kameshika,sasa tueleze wenye unataka kuuzia kicc.

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Same thing happened to me in Jan 13 2000, as a hapless form four leaver, I injured my organs due to extreme gymnastics with older female person.

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bro just try to move on, all will be fine.

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Sikuwahi kushukuru. Thanks for the advice

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Imekutake long but I am glad uko sawa.