SAD news, Mombasa trip postpone indefinitely

Please refer to my previous post early this morning, http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/luxurious-mombasa-bound-bus.27889/page-6#post-551390

Now- some very, very sad news have just come in. It seems like I will have to cancel the trip till some time next week.

This mswahili guy (clearing agent) at the port had initially told me that once I RTGS the taxes directly to KRA, then I can as well just go to Mombasa and wait for the car to be cleared, which normally takes a day or two after payment. Now, upon telling him that the money has been wired, he comes up with a million and one hekayas- could someone in the industry kindly confirm the following for me please?:

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[li]Is it true that there is a back log at the motor vehicle port hence there is a delay in number plates issuance by the NTSA or is it KRA?[/li][/ul]

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[li]Is it true that we have cars that landed at the port over two weeks ago and still don’t have number plates?[/li][/ul]

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[li]Is it true that the jam at the port has been brought about by the fact that there is an increase of motor vehicle (lesser CC, not like mine) importation into the country after the government waived the mandatory 200,000/- Excise and returned back the 20% as excise tax?[/li][/ul]

He confirms to me that at this rate, he doesn’t see my beast coming out of the port before Wednesday next week. Someone please conform these details for me as I start making travel and hotel cancellation arrangements.

The devil is truly a liar and he shall be defeated!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Kwanza nitumie huyo fries wa MKU alafu nitakusort.

Is it true that the lady exists, she is 19year old at MKU, yet affords Woolworths innerwear?

@Guru confirm bei ya last bit

I guess you counted your chicks too early

BTW, nilisahau aje you deal specifically with m/v’s:eek::eek:

Wheels, please ni sort and I PROMISE I will personally hand her over to you once am finished, intact.

Ciûragîra kûingî no ici ciaku nî ciangîha.

Translation: Denial, bargaining, anger, depression/blues, and finally acceptance.

All is not lost, tomorrow am throwing the mother of all birthday bashes to the MKU babe. Ive informed my fisi buddies and they’ve promised to avail themselves with the most expensive drinks in this town we go feast on these phat blueband babies. Birthday girl is so excited about the turn of events and she’s promised to cum with loads of her friends.

I must unleash my stress on like 3 of them on the sides, haki ya nani…

Bibi alikua anaenda kupeana slices when ur were away sasa itakuwa vipi

MKU chicks are loose and easy so don’t you think you are overdoing yourself for this one?

Coomernina mcoondooh wa ngamiah wehweh:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Sema vile utasema lakini kama unataka kujua ukweli rudi nyumbani usiku u will find her nowhere

huyo yuataka ya macho…unless process imebadilika you can take your goods while awaiting kra to finish nursing their thumbs with their collective asshole.
endea machine yako huyo mtu asikupime faeces.

in other stories, I want to tapeworm myself to that party of yours. portal ya mafisi iko wapi ni apply?

@wheelz , priss say something bruh…

Kazi ya post mortem is usually tricks.

I think @incognitus may assist you better with this. Or who was doing clearing?

A certain Arab who somehow cant keep his mouth shut, even if you are the one who has called him…

pole kwa masaibu,hiyo ni partly hekaya partly true. Kama gari haijakywa released tulia tu hapa Nairobi. I hope cfs inakupatia free storage.

Sina jibu lakini iko swali… Sasa juu wewe ni sponsor, can you pris give us a breakdown on how much utatumia kwa kisorokinyo hicho or generally the expenses you incur… Mimi kama chairman wa future sponsors sacco nataka kujua… Watu wengine walio na experience hii pia wanawez saidia. sande

Panty 2600, bra 3750 if sold as a set

Utatoa ngapi nipige simu saa hii gari yako uipate cleared by tomorrow 1 pm?

U nailed it, don’t know why men underrate women. Your wife can tell whenever you have MWK. Satisfying multiple women sexual is a huge task especially if u are beyond mid thirties. Hapo ndio unapata ma wife wa watu kama @shoti_mzito na @uwesmake na wengineo are always on dry spell.
I always luagh, when villagers brag hear vile alifikisha threshold na MWK, for I know, bibi zake huwa hivi 24/7.

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