S.SUDAN CHRONICLES: Women and lions.

In trucking circles, if a certain driver has been to Bentiu, Aweil or Malakal by road wewe ni mwanaume. Especially in the early days when access to the Northern side of s. sudan was through Arua, Yei then Mvolo, wewe ni mwanaume×2. The distance to Aweil from Nairobi, is around to around 2500km of which 1500km were bush roads in Sudan. By the way, Aweil ndio mwisho wa railwayline from kartoum. In Aweil uko Northern Bahr El Ghazar state na most number plates ni za kiarabu.

Mkitoka nairobi, unajua mtaonana na familia a month later. Driver before aende unamlipa atleast 2 months salary advance plus some hefty mileage awache amesort familia kwanza, because travelling for over a month was normal. Mileage then and now at 2500USD, has not changed, the problem is sahii unaweza kwenda na urudi bila hata bob. Bandits have increased due to rampant corruption and constant wars. Pia sudanese wamekuwa wajanja, wamejua maana ya pesa. Right now any skinny black man wielding a gun, can rob you. In the early days, (early 2000) past Rumbek very few people even knew what clothes were. Tulikuwa tunasafisha macho sana kwa barabara:D:D:D:D:D, shida ni ati hata manyoka pia hawafichi.

The truck itself was like a mobile workshop. spanner zote, @introvert , kuanzia kale kadogo No. 6 hadi No. 40 ya dognut ya isuzu cxz. All filters, 40 ltrs of oil or enough for a complete oil change/service, grease gun, material for puncture repair, spare tyres (around 4), winches, spare clutch plate, and release bearing. etc. Yaani kila kitu, bora ubebe ukose kutumia lakini ikitakikana iko.

The number of trucks lost in Sudan are so many you will be surprised. I know of a guy from Thika who lost an isuzu fvz coz of a simple mechanical fault. Driver abandoned the truck to look for help and a mechanic in kampala. Couple of weeks later, after getting a lift to where the truck was, wakakuta kuna truck ingine ilipitia hapo wakaiba tyre 6. Kutokea tena ndio aambie boss tyres hakuna, convoy ya waganda ikajichanua na gear box mzima and other valuable spare parts.

When it came to food, tulikuwa tunabeba duka mzima, everything was in terms of gunia. Rice, unga , spaghetti, nyumba ya kuku inachomelewa pale nyuma ndio atleast once a week mnakula kuku to spice up bush life, kwa walevi mzinga kadhaa kila siku jioni unapiga tot ndio usingizi ikuje fasta after a long day kama turnboy anapika. Not forgetting 6, 200ltr drums of water. 3 for the truck and the rest for daily usage na Meko 2, yenye mnatumia daily kupika na ya spare.
Lastly, atleat one thuraya setelite phone per convoy for informing the people in at home on your progress, via a single 160 character text message daily.

On this particular trip, we left nairobi headed for Aweil, in a convoy of 2, 10 wheeler trucks. Being my earlier days of trucking, i only owned one truck, the other belonging to, my late friend, MHRIP.

The drive through Uganda was uneventful, the only highlight being when a Ugandan lady, offered to pay us 50k each to carry 100 crates each of beer to Rumbek. Sijawai kataa pesa, and since our initial load was not heavy tukakubali. Hapo ndio mashida zilianza, kumbe mwanamke kwa lorry ni mkosi. Daniel Kioko (real name) the other driver alikuwa anaskia tutawacha Ugandan nyavo/lady anachizi, @Meria Mata can elaborate further on what happens Mutheu akipanda cabin.

We got into S. Sudan pretty well and begun doing approximately 100km daily. Mkikuta places bushes have overgrown into the road, kawaida turnboy fasta na panga to clear the way. Jioni ikifika turnboy tena wanatoa meko na kupika supper as the drivers rest and freshen up.

A week into the journey Kioko wakakosana na turnboy wake akamfukiza. The dude moved into my truck and Kioko was left to feast on the Ugandan lady kila siku. Yaani kazi ilikuwa kuwekelea crate ya Bell beers kwa dashboard, drinking, partying to loud kamba music and romping till morning.

Having not fully rested at night most of the time, and as you know, on bush roads one needs to be extra careful, truck ya Kioko ikaanza mashida. Punctures became the norm, mara imekata spring, you end up spending most of the day doing repairs. I remember once aliingiza truck kwa shimo, we ended up offloading most of the cement ourselves so that it could towed. Will never forget nilibeba gunia za cement mpaka shati ikararuka.

I swear if it wasn’t for the fact that the truck belonged to a good friend of mine, i would have left him there. Kioko kwenye uko, wewe ni ubwa/ ngite tu.

But Karma is a bitch, we finally got to Rumbek a week later, the Ugandan whores beers were offloaded. Mimi nikalipwa nikawacha Kioko akidai his cut. Kumbe mjinga wamekunywa 6 crates of beer on the way. He insisted they deduct the 6 crates apewe balance.
Nikaskia;
“Young man, you have been feasting on me everyday…i have now paid myself with that balance…”
Kioko tried causing a scene;
“Try complaining again and i will report to my Sudanese army boyfriend, that you raped me on the way…!”
Kioko akakunja mkia na kurudi kwa gari bila pesa.

Part 2 ndio naandika.

:D:D:D part 2 i kuom fasta fasta

Hehe pole Ango kwa masaibu

:D:D:D:D

Inakuja, sijui kwa nini sina usingizi.

mteso niaje

Stori nusu nusu apana tambua…ebu maliza. Na manight runner sacco nawaona.

Part 2
It always surprises me how some people suddenly turn over a new leaf. Kioko became his normal self without alcohol and the woman. Infact trying to make amends, he’d help the turnboys even prepare food. Its like having someone with with multiple personalities. Within no time wakaelewana na turnboy wake as the journey progressed.

I remember one morning, having woken up, i decided to start the engine as i searched for my toothbrush. What i saw shocked me… due to the coming to life of the engine 2 large male lions emerged from under my truck and sped into the bushes.Trust me that morning i freshened up without stepping out of the cabin. Little did i know what was to follow would shock me even more.

We begun our journey at 8am in the morning once the check ups were complete. After less than an hours drive, on the horizon i begun seeing an oncoming but stationery truck. Once i got near to it, I immediately stepped on the brake pedal! Shait!

In front of me was a truck parked under a large cactus tree. A pride of around 10 lions lay lazily under the large cactus shade, on looking keenly i saw a red mosquito net hanging from one of the trees branches. Under the net, was something that resembled a dead body covered in a blanket.

As i sat there wondering what to do, a hand slowly emerged from the blanket trembling at it beckoned me to approach.

Upon realizing someone was alive surrounded by lions…I as fast as i could put my 10 wheeler into gear, then stumped my foot on the gas pedal and begun hooting loudly as i approached the lions. As the lions scattered, i could hardly believe my eyes when from under the mosquito net and blanket there emerged 2 somali men.

One headed straight to my truck, and before I could open the door for him, he leapt into the air and dove through my door window as it was halfway up landing on my thighs. The second guy, made a beeline to his truck, fumbled on the door locks, only to realize the truck was locked. Upon then realizing the car keys were under the mosquito net, and on seeing his friend was safe, he then scampered into my truck entering through the passengers side.

"Wallahi!!!..wallahi!!!..umetumwa na Mungu!!!.
They managed to say while panting.

“Mbona mnalala nje?”

“Joto ilikuwa mingi usiku tukaamua tulale kando ya gari. Tumeamka asubuhi tukakuta simba wamejaa chini ya mti tukajifanya tumekufa.”
"Sema tu kila kitu unataka kwa sababu Wallahi!! tungekufa tu!!!

“Kama mko salama, hata mimi niko sawa!” Is all i could say…little did i know that my own near death encounter with Sudan lions would come sooner than expected.

“Nyinyi mnaendelea na safari sisi tunarudi kenya Wallahi!!”
“Hata kama ni diesel mnataka sema tuko na nyingi wallahi billahi!!”
“Diesel iko sawa, labda tu chakula” I managed to say, and with that a few boxes of santa lucia spaghetti were added to our stock of food.

After saying our good byes, I watched them drive off waving vehemently faces beaming. Its then that it suddenly dawned on me that we had actually saved 2 peoples lives.

By the way nothing here is fiction, ni kitu nimeona na macho, mosquito net ikiziuia simba.

Namalizia part 3 ya mwisho.

SHARRAP

SOMALI HATUOGOPI SIMBA

YOU SAVED NO LIFE

SISI NI PASTROLISTS EXTRAORDINAIRE TUTAOGOPAJE SIMBA

MEHHHHHN SHARRAP

Very nice hekaya. Maliza hekaya kabla waamke bro.

UMEULIZA KWENU KAMA NI BRO?

SHARRAP WITH YOUR FAKE NICETIES

Bsdala ya kwenda kuswali alfajiri unaleta your skinny ballbag hapa… ngamia wewe

NGAMIA INA SHIDA GANI

SHARRAP

Final Part 3.
Having spent 3 weeks on the road from Nairobi, we got to Aweil less than a week later. Offloading took a few days as we rested and serviced our trucks. Once through and papers sighed we begun our journey back with Kioko behind me. The good thing with having an empty truck, is that you can travel both day and night as long as you know the way as getting lost is equally easy.

It was during one of my night drives, along a flat plateau that i saw a large antelope. Having not had succulent red meat for so long my turnboy requested that i drive after the antelope nigonge tupate nyama. I didn’t require a second opinion as i turned the truck faced the antelope and drove towards it.

Wild animals usually daze and get confused when they peer into the headlights. I hit the antelope with the right side of the bull bar and quickly brought the truck to a halt. When the dust settled, I slowly reversed the truck back until the now almost dead antelope came into view. It lay there kicking its hind legs as i frantically searched for a panga in the truck.

With no after thought, on locating the panga, i opened my door and ran towards my kill. One quick whack on the neck killed it instantly and then quickly begun separating the meaty thighs.

Hoooot!!! Hoooot!!! Hooooot!!!
Weewe!!! Weeewe!!! Hooooot!!!
Angalia!!!
A turned back to look at what the turnboy was saying and saw his finger pointing towards the darkness ahead of me.

Son of a Fcuk! What i saw almost made my eyes pop out of their sockets. From a distance i could make out shapes of lions approaching…

Wadau I swear, Even now I have never known how i made it into the truck. My mind is always blank as to how i found myself seated on the drivers seat. Legs trembling kama kamba za guitar. Socks na viatu zimejaa sijui kama ni maji ama sweat. All i kept mumbling ni “Mungu wangu!”

We sat there in silence as we watched the pride of lions feeding on the antelope.

The silence was only broken when the turnboy Dan remarked.
“Yaani hata panga uliwacha!”
Me; " Hata wewe endea"
We burst out laughing…

End.

Fascinating Hekeya! Maliza bana…

Hehe good stuff!

Wanaume hutafuta Kweli. Kioko is one dumbfcuk.

Hekaya safi kabisa.

:D:D:D:D wanaume wame pitia huku