Ruto's comeuppance:Kalonzo to give Ruto a taste of his own medicine

Kalonzo to pull a Ruto on Ruto

What is a Ruto?

A unique Kenyan political phenomenon where politicians start campaigning immediately winners are sworn in.

Heniway, kuna email chain nakuanga and most discussions huwa ni political dissection.

Jamaa mmoja ka upcoming political analyst kana sema that Azimio and Kalonzo specifically will pull a Ruto on Ruto . Hivo ndio wameamua.

He will start campaigning immediately after President Ruto is sworn in and will shit on his government in every possible way.

Early campaigns huwa irritating sana kwa a sitting government since you force it to respond to wild accusations and essentially derail its egenda.

Kalonzo’s 2027 bid starts on Wednesday with the first rally scheduled for Masinga :D:D:D:D:D 

Hamchoki kuji-console? This is really sad to watch banae.

Does he have money to dish out? Will he print T-Shirts? Will he pay attendees? Will he be inspecting government projects?

I don’t think he has funds to do so. Ruto alikuwa amejipanga na pesa zimeibwa from government and cronnies alikuwa ameweka

Ruto was the DP had access to funds, power and commanded huge following , cant say the same for tikiti maji in opposition

There is a photo of Kalonzo meeting Ruto earlier today so you need to keep off such groups.

The handshake was the icing on the cake for jsks, My Kenya followed him. Kaloser ataanzia wapi? Rift valley? NO Central Kenya ? NO Nyanza ? No huko ni Kwa njaruos

He has no funds and he doesn’t have a “competent”(bought) propaganda machine for this purpose.
If you follow well, Ruto began his campaign after having enough stolen money to do so.
Paid propagandists and Mt. Kenya MPs, who immediately began secret meetings to strategize how to topple Uhuru after the handshake.
To pull a Ruto, you need to be monied, patient, cunning, have following and most importantly, a plan.
I wish him well.

Our melon is the coward of the decade let alone the year .this is his change to inherit kambas jaruo coast and parts of paruya voters if he plays his cards right .
Shida ni amezoeya soft landing and hawezi take some little pain .

Fake News.

On a serious mnote, are Kambas generally watermelons? Someone argued that Kambas don’t get pissed of with his katikati stance because to be a long-distance trader, you have to be a Katikati to survive.

kaloozer vs Ruto ?:D:D:D jokes 101

Only in parts of izdan - ukambani to be precise.
Rift valley is a gateway to nyanza, atafinywa vidole akionekana huko.
North Coast is shifting towards hasla, Kuteuliwa kwa Jefa Kingi kumelegeza mioyo yao.
Kwale ni Hasla.
Nyali, mkomani, Kongowea ni hasla
Na pia Uoga wa soprano Melon hautomruhusu kamwe.

Now who is kalonzo in KK, if he was to start campaigning early he could have done it in azimio where he has followers to inherit. In KK he has no supporters.

The best move for Kalonzo was to join KK and angle for 2032.

him abandoning the Speaker race without informing the people lost him votes in western/nyanza

Wakamba kazi yao ni
1.ukahaba
2.growing watermelon
3.witchcraft

With what money?
You forget 90% of Ruto’s campaign was delivering vast amounts of money to Church harambees.

Money is not a problem,the moneyed dynasties you have been bashing can bankroll him and give ruto a taste of his own medicine

True, Ruto’s opposition if any, will be from someone who has looted billions like him, what will you be giving people for 5 yrs ???