I was banging a luhya lady the other day and after kumalizana tukiwa tumerelax she asked me a very weird question. Yaani ile time PNC mode iko activated and am thinking about my next lay nikaskia “wewe ni mkikuyu kweli?” I was like WTF. Nikamuuliza kwa nini akasema ati I don’t f*uck like a kikuyu. To mess with her I asked her why na alisema ati performance yangu ni kama ya mkisii ama mluhya. I was disappointed and bothered by the mental image of some other ninjas on top of her but I shrugged it off and told her not to believe everything she hears.
Kwani kila tribe iko na design yao tofauti? Sex si ni ile tu moja? And who the hell started the rumours that wakikuyu performance yao iko down?
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Wewe you are a whore hunter. This one all of us will hear at some point in their whore mongering. Kama you are a Kenyan and you have never heard something along those lines from a woman, basi either you have been screwing very low mileage kids or you are not exercising your third leg effectively.
Those girls who treat people as part of statistics are a big turnoff. So generally I don’t answer “we we ni kabila gani?”.
Why are they so obsessed with tribes? Gene hunting or performance hunting or just sampling to evaluate rumors?
