That this village is so resourceful you could ask how to manufacture a space rocket and a talker will guide you with a comprehensive step by step DIY. The things I have learnt in this village o_O Big up wazito 
walalo rudi kwenyu afmadow
Yaani umekaa chini ukafikiria tu uandike hii maneno ni kama unaupdate status yako fb…wacha kujazia admin server bure ama afanye update ingine.
I can make you a star… a small one like proxima centauri
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Niaje deno, nipe hiyo avatar yako nikamue
Ukifika Village Elder nitakutuma kwa Uwesmake pia akukamue…
Heri ungeandika kwa message na usave kama draft
That BAHALI YAKHE sio Kiswahili! 
Utado nini?
I always knew you’re @Notapeoplesguy!
I’ve written my reply…
Hehe, yaani hii ndume ya nyani ilikua inajua inafanya makosa
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Hiyo profile pic yako imenimaliza…
I hope it’s not a dude “amekunja mkia” kwa hio photo
Those toes are too nice to be a man’s. Na pia panty iko sawa. Haina kabulge