Rumors of War

President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni claiming ownership or control over the Indian Ocean is the clearest proof that power, when overstayed, corrodes reason.

https://x.com/ouma_neko/status/1988337530312216820?s=20

How can a man who has ruled Uganda for nearly four decades, silenced dissent, jailed opponents, and reduced his nation to a banana republic now claim dominion over an ocean he doesn’t even border spiritually?

Museveni has turned Uganda into a personal ranch where the constitution bends at his will, the youth flee in despair, and freedom exists only on paper.
Now, he speaks of oceans perhaps because he has exhausted the land.


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A man who cannot fix roads in Kampala, who cannot guarantee fair elections, who has weaponized poverty and fear, has no business talking about the Indian Ocean. His claim is not geopolitical it’s delusional, the final utterance of a ruler drunk on decades of unchecked power.

Museveni doesn’t own the Indian Ocean.
He doesn’t even own the respect of his people anymore.
He owns only what every despot ends up with shame, isolation, and a dying legacy.

Meanwhile ..
We have a Bimbo Mistress Kenyan Minister of Defence who will coordinate a Kenyan Defense against these outlandish claim …

Mungu Saidia .. !!:enraged_face: :fire:

@lionheart :

There is a silver lining to all this mad saga

Geologists have calculated that in a few million years , the Great Rift Valley will separate Westwards from Mozambique to Djibouti.

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So ultimately ..
Uganda will have its own Coastline .. :rofl: :fire:

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@Yuletapeli

This is a very serious Matter ..

But the “Mchongwano” has already began ..!! :blush: :fire:

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Interesting ..
No mention of access to the Indian Ocean via Tanzania ..

https://x.com/jimNjue_/status/1988498380968857733?s=20

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Let them come, KDF hawana kazi

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Plot twist they planned this to make kenyans unite on nationalism and forget atrocities of Kasongo and Suluhu.Government spin masters kama Alfred Mutua…were known to change wanainchi anger every week they scheme a project or give them a place or thing to direct their ire.People will now forget that Kasongo and M7 sent mercenaries to help jeshi ya polisi ya Suluhu to finish protesters.
This new spin is slowly distracting emotional and reactionary kenyans about TZ massacre to being nationalists and patriots.Next week will be another bone to chew..

Trump has mastered that art, daily or every other week its this or that breaking news hog wash to keep distracting people from Epstein files.Mara ni el savador prison, mara ni Trump Golf Resort in Gaza,Mara ni We attacking Venezuela ,Mara Nigeria, Mara ni Against somalis,Muslims,Charlie kirk,Mara ni South Africa white farmes are being Massacred!,Mara ni ku embarrass visiting presidents with very unorthodox and news breaking theatrics!Bonobo and hollow polloi minds cant keep with drama ,after drama bin drama!

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Museveni is old. Akili pia imezeeka.

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No worry, hordes descended from us will rule the earth

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Elders tulieni kakinuka boy wa Putin will be operating behind enemy line. Hio kipii ya museveni I will undress if to confirm kama amekatwa foreskins. Ngojeeni video nikitairisha yeye na chupa ya Fanta.

Hehehehe ..

50% of our combat specialists are fighting a war in Haiti ..
I did predict such a scenario .. :rofl:

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Hiki tunakipea bondia @Lord_Wanaruona akimalize

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He’s funny, he ought to consider a career in comedy. That’s how a naive son speaks while imitating Dad, because he thinks he can put millions of Kenyans “in the fridge” on their own land.

Niaje Yapper

Yap Stop Talking GIF

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