Rules that men wish women knew

kawambui · October 2, 2015, 9:42am

FAG

DO_IT · October 2, 2015, 9:44am

COME BABY COME YOU WILL BE PARTED IN TWO AND ADD DIOXIDE TO YOUR NAME

Colombo-Combolo · October 2, 2015, 9:44am

Sometimes we just don’t want to talk. Don’t take it personally.
That’s now me, I hate talking in the morning, hata salams sipendi ngware
Understand that men are single-minded and can only do one thing at a time. So don’t talk to us while we’re doing something. We will either ignore you, because we don’t hear you “honestly”), or we’ll screw up what we’re doing because you’ve distracted us.
Exception to Rule 6: Interrupt us if something is on fire, if someone needs immediate medical attention, if Betty Kyalo is on TV or if there is an emergency that needs a hero.
Never interrupt me kama concentration imeshika unaeza kula bare ya mwaka

kawambui · October 2, 2015, 9:52am

what in hell am i doing talking to a sewer rat?

system · October 2, 2015, 9:52am

DO_IT · October 2, 2015, 9:53am

YOUR AFFINITY TO SEWER RATS CANNOT BE FOUGHT

kawambui · October 2, 2015, 9:54am

no problem then,your final thoughts on this

DO_IT · October 2, 2015, 9:55am

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system · October 2, 2015, 9:57am

Kabisa. Noticed this with my female cousins. we’d be in town running some errands and they’re like ‘Haki nasikia njaa’. The male nes on the other hand will be like ‘Tuingie hapa tule kakitu bana’.

biraru · October 2, 2015, 10:07am

nko mzansi. chukua flight uje ntanunua chupa

kawambui · October 2, 2015, 10:18am

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http://www.goodasyou.org/.a/6a00d8341c503453ef017eea5d0d31970d-pi

DO_IT · October 2, 2015, 10:27am

AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL, STOP COMING UP WITH IDEAS CARBON I CAN PAIR YOU UP WITH SOMEONE YOU MAY LIKE. YOU CAN DO CARBON DATING WITH HIM

Mzee_mzima · October 2, 2015, 10:31am

People just can’t post something off their head, you have to copy someone’s else work… NAPITA TU

kawambui · October 2, 2015, 10:34am

hehehe i dont know which is worse.
a homo or a homo pimp?
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Aria · October 2, 2015, 10:49am

Lol too many fights in this post… Nice read though:)

uwesmake · October 2, 2015, 11:29am

-NEVER PASS INFRONT OF THE TV WHEN AM PLAYING FIFA 16 AND TOTTENHAM ARE LEADING BY 2 GOALS.

NEVER FART EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 10 YEARS

kush_yule_mnono · October 2, 2015, 4:07pm

upus

danji1 · October 2, 2015, 9:18pm

I’d rather hear the truth. Deception could trigger violence.