right now

Always add the words “right now” to whatever women tell you.

When @Baby Panay was 20 years old, his g.f at the time told him she wasn’t interested in anything serious. (Add the words “right now.” She isn’t interested in a beta male right now. She is young enough to fuack around until she grows old and ugly, then she will entice a beta male into providing for her. You bring cash, she brings a baby.)

A single mom claims she is tired of broke men. Add “right now.” There was a shift in preferences. At her prime she was interested in physical attractiveness. Now that she’s growing old her preferences changed. She now prioritizes wealth and maturity.

Beta males like @Baby Panay provide comfort, not arousal. They lick their wives’ smelly pusssies.

Anytime a woman tells you something, always add the words “right now” or “with you.”

I don’t feel like having sex = I don’t feel like having sex WITH YOU.

I’m not interested in anything serious = I’m not interested in anything serious WITH YOU.

At the age of 32, when she’s grown old and a little smelly, she will cast and jaundiced eye around and spot @Dennis254 – a rich beta male ghaseer. She will then give him some hot raunchy sex. Before he realizes it, they’ll be up on the altar.

I.O.N, women these days have some audacity. I just saw a dating profile of a pregnant woman with two kids (single mother) looking for “a serious man to settle down with.”

A woman with two kids (and one on the way) is looking for someone serious to settle down with. And don’t think for a second she will be content with a chokoraa like @Karoga. No sir, she wants mr big money, someone like @mikel or @Tom Bayeye.

It’s no wonder that plenty of kenyan men like @tall mnyama everywhere have grown tired of the heterosexual lifestyle and decided to go gayy. They’re so sex-starved they’ve decided to fuack each other in the ass. To them it’s a better alternative to wanking.

The village idiot…idioting as usual

Ati @Tom Bayeye is Mr Big money? Kinyozi wembe Jebedeyo?

:D:D:D

If I can remember clearly I think you had a post last time that you were about to commit suicide, why the fuck did you change your mind?

The village kumbaff…kumbaffuing as usual

@Tom Bayeye is a fairly wealthy fellow.

Last time you were to give me a job wewe ghaseer.

Job will come with time, at the moment kampuni bado ndogo naweza manage na nifagie na kuosha vyombo mwenyewe.

I can assist you. I can make you coffee (no homo, though) I can fetch you water (again, no homo) I can clean your ass real good (okay, that was a little homo)

:D:DHow’s your mom TrumanCapote doing? Both of you still trying to get attention by all means?

Tuma kakitu brathe. I am broke and stupid. My ktalk password is tintin1234. Oops I just shit my pants.

Ulipoteza akili gathee

Is your first name Martin?

Read a book, it’ll take you further

No fuck no. I’ve got a fancy name. Something like “Lyle”

Further from where? Don’t be an idiot. When people say, “education will take you places,” they don’t mean literal places.

thread began with so much promise and rapidly degenerated to gay chietha

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Usishadharau huyo jamaa , behind the scenes huyo ni sonko iko na pesa Sana .baruya hapa Dio watu mashida mashida juu ya kuzaana Kama mende

:D:D:D:D:D… peasant +AMG mboys = syntax error.