Ride or Die

I have been doing strictly friends with benefits, chips fungas, and more chips fungas ooh and neighbors for the last four years but there comes a time when a man needs that ride or die chick in his life, achille who’ll be your best friend, freak in bed–sucks it at the right frequency, who has a good head on her shoulders, trust me you don’t want not so smart kids, ass, simple yet sophisticated, she’s got to be a stunner, you’ll need kids that make women go “aaaw.” I’ll be going from church,which I have never attended since prayers day nikiwa form four…to … I will be in the look out anywhere and everywhere? Wish me luck and you may throw in suggestions na matusi pia inakubalika.

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Good luck to yah…coz ya will need it bruh b strong

white picket fence?

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And a two car garage?

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Kwanza pitia hiyo thread ya The craziest chase… all the best

Endelea tu kuota

Would rather have kids like besigye, obaks, trump, and other not so appealing looks or have one that looks very attractive?

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Mwanamke ni tabia…sura washia sosholite.
All the best.

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Every dog needs a master:D

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Till you realize looks are overrated

And a dog named Poochie.

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Best of luck…but hata chicks wakichoka kugawa hurudi church kusaka mabwana

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Koochie Koochie koo :slight_smile: ride or die, RIDE OR DIE

People are shallow as hell… it is in our DNA.

Relax she will come for you

Good looks and height gives one many advantages, it is sad but true…

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Upussy ya Hali ya juu.

Mhh I.Q vs looks interesting

They are not mutually exclusive.

Kwani how ugly are you that you desperately need a stunning woman to bore you cute looking kids? Usishangae hao watoto wakilenga sura nzuri ya mama yao na wakiokota hiyo sura yako mbaya.

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