Kalejingas in power cannot be arrested
Na who dey be these oga ?
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Before engaging in intercourse, I have to get consent from my partner. I ask politely too.
For example: “Mama @Straw_man, for the atrocities committed against Jaramogi and Tinga by your land-grabbing forefathers, am humbly requesting permission to lay romantic siege to that warm, wet, stinky, fuzzy bush belonging to you. May I?”
The damsel responds “Permission granted, Wuod Ugenya!”
I then proceed to demonstrate my diverse Alego techniques for a good 3 minutes.
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Wewe usiwahi pata accident. People will think lorry ya cheese imeanguka, because of the load of smegma utaangusha.
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