Reporting on Diogo Jota's death; peculiar

Reporter after reporter is explaining that he his Lamborghini burst a tyre, veered off the road and went up in flames. His Lamborghini, ooh his Lamborghini. Angekua na Toyota wangesema tu “his car” or “the car that he was driving”

If @Cortdvoire crashes his Suzuki Alto with a catch from Calabash at the passenger seat so watasema tu his car? Kwa nini wasiseme, “His Suzuki Alto burst a tyre and went up in flames as he left Calabash with Nyanchera on his way to a mabati shanty in ChaMbio. In his wallet he had 150/= that sadly went up in flames. Mourners in ChaMbio are laying flowers and packets of Sure condoms at his door.”

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Uko na ujinga.

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People with nothing going on in their lives wanapenda kunotice vitu vya kishenzi sana

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Bonobo v0.9.7 firmware was known to be buggy.

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Your conclusion ni meffi

Second only to you

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True. Nirushie za Arimis nishike Sheria mkononi

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TO THE UNIVERSE

COCKROACH = SNAIL = BILL GATES = HOMELESS BEGGAR = FECAL BACTERIA = ORGANIC MATTER = MATTER

Skin to skin ndio best

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Alafu wamesanitize sana. Cause you rarely end up in a burning car in the middle of the night straight from a party out of sheer bad luck. And tyre blowouts rarely happen to people doing 80km/h if the car is well looked after. There are probably questionable choices made by the deceased that night that we haven’t been told