Relocating to mandera

After a lot of discussion with tribe elders, village thugs, local drunk priests, family and all the imports, am finally happy to announce that i will be sending my boots to this part of the earth come February . Imports wote wamelia sana, am certain not because there is fighting, but they know better, only camel milk is luxury. Local priests pia wanasema watanikumbusha nisend 10% through mpesa… List is endless!

Ni work yanipeleka huku na kwa cv mtu hujaza “i can work anywhere/under pressure blah blah” without thinking about repercussions of nice people around. I just can’t imagine using camel arimis!.. sob

Anywhoo on the positives, I am looking forward to tour hoods like Ethiopia and somali during my stay here, maybe import some of their best and stuff. So anyone with best places to avoid/ visit, how to behave(don’t want my engine uprooted) and other hearsay … Will much appreciate.

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Cop detected.

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This is your opportunity to learn how to use an AK-47 :slight_smile:

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kilo papa niaje

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Tukutane elwak governor byro, fombe tutakua tunakunywa ya afco, lazima unga itafutwe. Be prepared stopover ni garissa town.Naukumbuke wanawake huko ni wakamba, hakuna mwanamke wa mtu, first come first served ata ukuwe govorner, ocpd Ocs, dakitari…

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nipate hizo maeneo maziwaya ngamia nko nayo kwa wingi…acha iwachungie alkebab

wewe D.O1 na Hasira zako upelekwe Tigania ama Kisii ndio mpatane na wenye hasira pia

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CID 1 NIAJE HUJAPELEKWA KAKUMAA

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Are going to practice architecture ama no project management.

Hakunaga Camel arimis huko. Ni makamasi. Itabidi u wank na kamasi au Ile mate imeshikana unaitoa pale ndani ya thorax na haaaaaa tooooooo!!!

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:D:D:Dgovernor ati hakuna bibi ya mtu! … Wooi, Mi nmekufa sasa. Hope kuna anti viagra nikuje nazo. Na wasomali wako available?! Lazima watu walewe.

Project management this time. Huko hakuna story na architecture sana.

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Ak ni ya nini? Anyone to shoot me to make sure he completely work it out nicely… Si kuniacha kilema.

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Kuna wa meru pia wenye wamekuja na gari za miraa. Huko miraa sio Kama yenye umezoea. Huko Ni twigs zingine kubwa. Hutwo Tu meru huwa tunaokoa jahazi kuokoa. Unakashika unasindilia hiyo senye bora Tu ukam…jamaa mwingine anangojea hio senye amwage pia.

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You will be buying drinking water on the daily.

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Is the pay worth the trouble?

This one is common in mombasa. I can get used to

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Yeah. Traveling, accommodation and food all catered for.

sabuni yenyewe ni omo, lakini shampoo pia iko shida ni ikipatana na hiyo maji ngumu hai-retain smoothness…

Take note: a 2 bedroomed house goes for about 4k and on a bright side you and the ocs will be the best of buddies.

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