Relationship Advise - Never Talk on Your Phone During a Date

The girl is already bored and this date is dead on arrival. First impressions matter
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Impression kitu gani? Do you know many marriages start by “Eh Mary Rudi kule ulilala”

Writing a believable script also matters

:D:Dna unajipata na bibi

Just two boring old people. But that guy is rude and doesn’t feel that old woman. Otherwise ingekuwa kitu safi ya 18 years angekuwa amezima simu hata. That nigga ain’t interested.

Kitu swafee, I’d smash

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Kabisaaa

Na so mapenzi ilikuwa imempeleka huko alilala…ni blue balls na dry spells

People have different standards. Mimi siwezi waste date na mwanamke kama huyo fat and old. Maybe your meat is my poison. The only women I would be interested in taking for a date are those in their prime (18-24) with nice bodies and tight pussies. It is a waste of time and energy kwangu kupeleka mwanamke mostly above 24 years date…I eat fresh meat. And don’t judge me for having a personal preference and not being into women who are past their prime.

this is Africa we don’t go on dates

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She is angry the guy has wasted her time lakini may be she wasted the time of several betas in her early 20’s who wanted to enter canaan.

Huyu ashafika the wall as far as productivity is concerned sasa atafute mabuda wako 45+.

Garbage acting, meffi

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date ya kwanza kwa club mulewe then mukamuane later sio hii upuzi

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it’s like saying,dn’t scratch your arse and nuts on a date.these are silent rules

Old man detected