Regular Customer at lanye joints

Nilikuwa nimekaa SJ along the corridor and although i know only 3 lanyes, i was seated next to a comrade who knows more than 15 in a span of 2 hours

Every lanyes that passes it’s just, ‘Babe kwa nini ulinitupa’ , with hugs aki cares mgongo.
‘We si mutu muzuri, leo nipromote kama kitambo’.
‘Kwani ulipatanga bibi’
Lanye after lanye, and i was like WTF. This guy amefinya like 50% of the lanyes and not just once, mara kadha hadi wakazoeana.
Finally a chick came and sat next yake then akambuyia drink.

There are lanye masters out there bwane.

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Omera the past tense of sit is sat. Not sitted.

For example, " Earlier today I sat in my tent in Ugenya and devoured some delicious Nile perch and ugali "

I see you have edited the grammatical error. That’s good.

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Sj serves a particular clientèle.

Jibambe

Huyo ni elder we all know hapa.
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@Agwambo_Official pitia hapa

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Omera i believe the word you meant to write was gazibo and not tent.

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I’d love to know the type of clientele that SJ serves.

Gazebo not gazibo

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Huyo ni chief Malaya @mzeemashavu amekua huko for over a decade

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Gazebo

What’s gazebo?

Alufa meo

Huyo jamaa ni the one and only @Kidinyi

Yes gazebo. Sometimes My hand types quicker than my organic processor

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Tunaweza kaa na wewe calabash hawezi jua ni mimi

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Renovation ya calabash iliisha?