Last week nilienda for a four day workshop in some resort with no expectations other than kumaliza kazi na kurudi home…Kufika hapo reception, I found my colleague a fisi friend (FF) chatting up some cute receptionists as I was checking in. The receptionist alikuwa amekataa kumpa number yake so kama sirkali nikaingilia kati with some cheap jokes mpaka receptionist akampa number with condition eti asimsumbue huyo dem naye akaninickname “wingman”…my friend is forty fae and loves momos…mimi napenda mifupa tupu like mfupaspective so we kinda go well together. Isitoshe niliacha ufisi. The FF was pleased with my intervention so akaninvite jioni nikunywe chupa mbili
Kutoka bar tukapitia reception kuchukua room keys nikapata a different girl kwa reception. Nikanotice hiyo nametag alikuwa amevaa ni ya boy. So nikamshow I wish all ladies would be like you…wavae majina za husbands zao ndio wasisumbuliwe. Dem akaniambia eti alikuwa anaskia baridi so akachukua koti ya colleague ndio a keep warm. Nikamwambia asikawahi acha huyo colleague coz anampa joto hata akiwa absent. dem akaenda on the defensive huku akicheka akanishow colleague ni kijana mdogo and they are just friends. Kidogo kidogo huyo dem akanipa numba… So kwa room nikaendelea kutext jokes mpaka chat ikaturn kuwa sex talk.
Asubui venye nashuka nikapata first girl hapo chini…akanisalimia “Niaje Wingman?” Akicheka. Akaniambia eti FF alimsumbua overnight and I am to blame for it. Nikamwambia I take responsibility and will fine FF 2000 amtumie kwa mpesa. Dem akataa doh eti hataki FF aanze kumdai…kumuuliza kudai nini? dem akaanza kucheka. Akanishow eti she wanted to call me usiku niambie FF awache upus but hakuwa na numba yangu. so at that point nikakwachu numba yake halafu nikaenda workshop.
Workshop hata sikuconcentrate ni kuchat tu na receptionists wote wawili…receptionist 2 akaingia shift ya pili which starts at 3:00pm then akainsist ati niende nimsalimie… nikamshow I’ll only go downstairs if she promises kunipa peck. dem akakubali. So nikajiexcuse workshop nikashuka stairs na syke. Kuangalia reception, hakukuwa na mtu mwingine…so nikaenda swiftly ndio nipate hio kiss but dem akasimama then akarudi a few steps back…akanishow eti hawezi nikiss kwa reception. nikamuuliza mbona ananichezea.?..akanishow eti she thought I wasn’t serious. Mi nikajam nikarudi workshop nimeboeka…nikaendelea kuchat na receptionist 1. Kidogo Kidogo nikapata apology kutoka kwa reception 2…eti she’ll make it up to me. eti nifike room 7:00pm but nisicome na company…I’ll find a surprise. So hiyo githaa kufika after dinner nikaishia room. Kufika nikasikia TV inaongea…kufungua mlango nikapata receptionist 2 ndani…Wueeh dem ni mfupa mfupa lakini sexy as hell and tall na ni myellow yellow kama mfupaspective. kumgusa, dem ni mmoto kama pasi hapo nikajua ikusde lazima nichape kuni. Nikawachilia shoti tatu za nguvu kwa sababu she was in a hurry.
Third day tukaendelea na chats kwa phone na the two of them. sasa receptionist 1 akaniambia atanishow around town on the last day of the workshop…mi nikamshow nataka kwenda swimo hio day atafte place poa. Swimming huwanga poa sana ukiwa na a new girl kwa sababu you get a preview of your catch…huyu alikuwa momo with a cute face na flat tummy. lakini I don’t like momos so I needed a preview for decision making. Naye akasema atakuja mpaka na bikini. Next day after workshop tukaenda some other resort in the same town…momo alikuwa mpoa sana swimming hata kunishida… Alikuwa na cellulite though si nyingi sana but some awesome figure for her size. After swimming Momo akainsist nimpeleke kwake akachange nguo na awache vitu za swimo huko. Mimi nikakataa juu nilikuwa naona tunaweza kutiliwa huko na sponsor. But momo akainsist hatukai ni kudrop tu nguo. So nikakubali…kufika nikamshow nitamngoja hapo inje…kidogo kidogo momo akarudi akanishow ati she has made a cup of tea ati niingie nikunywe then tutoke as she was getting ready. So nikasema haisuru…nikaingia nikapewa hio chai… Kidogo kidogo momo akaanza kunilalia huku akisema she’s feeling tired coz of swimming. Kumgusa hivi her skin was moist, warm and supple. Hapo nikajua ikusde lazima ichapwe kuni…Then juu ya kuogopa sponsor, nikachapa 4shots. Only problem is kuna selfies alipiga tukiwa bed. Hanyway In 24 hrs nilichapa 4 shots + 3 shots =7 shots (Threshold).
Wuuuehh hawa madem ma receptionist ni wanoma sana… Nilikuwa nimewacha ufisi completely lakini sasa I have to start all over again.
