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As one talker @mabenda4 Said kt is heading to the Doggs. Wacha pia Mimi nichangamshe kijiji na hii throw back

Back in 2005 I married my first wife Carol. She was Brown and curvy. Met her when she used to sell chips mwitu in Maji mazuri Kasarani. She was a hustler. In the morning she use to prepare mandazi and chapatti later in the evening prepared chips mwitu. I was her regular customer. That time I had just cleared campus and I was a mjengo guy. Carol had a coast accent. She also had a a 1 year old daughter. After some moths we decided to stay together in my place . Blessings started following me , I got a job at Nairobi water and started making good money. It was all a dream. Good wife and a job. Carol now didn’t need to work she was a housewife. We moved to a one bedroom house in Sunton kasa. My neighbours told me that a butchery guy used to come to my house while I was at work . I thought guys were jealous of me because my wife was hot. I remember well it was on a Thursday June 2006 9AM , I got a call from one of my neighbor that the butcher was at my house. I excused myself from work and headed back to kasa. I arrived safely and went straight to my house . The door was locked. I knocked and Carol opened the door , she had a leso only . When i entered I found “kama” a butcher naked on my bed . I took a panga which I kept under my bed … Kama ran outside naked. I chased kama from Sunton Kasarani to Thika road. Luckily I didn’t hurt anyone…

Blacks si unakuanga na ufala you post shit for the sake of posting

For keen guys, this is a lie, in nairobi ni watu wangapi wako na panga kwa hao chini ya bed kama wewe si mungiki ama this gang groups from dandora kayole and the like?

Wewe kama hauna panga jua kuna watu wako nazo. My security come first. Hio kitu kila mwezi lazima ikule grinder.

hii hekaya iliuma kuuma siku zake…

U

Lots of lessons to be learnt from the villager above.

  1. Panga ni muhimu
  2. Panga ni muhimu sana
  3. Panga ni muhimu ukiwa na curvy lady
  4. Panga ikule grinder
  5. Usiishi karibu na butchery
  6. Panga ni rafiki
  7. Ukiwa sunton and kasa uone mtu anakimbizwa na panga, just mind your business.

You got to be kidding …
Dogs/ndauwo/firimbi na nduru- level one security
Panga/fimbo or sword - level two security

huyo anaishi kwa mamake

Sad story. Carol siku hizi naskia ni pokoste pale SJ.

Damn kikikiiiii you just made my morning.Kula LIKE

tuko wengi…chini ya bed…me kwanza huwa na kashoka kadogo kwa motih…buda had a masaai sword

Hekaya timam ,lesson one ,ukiskia jina Carol run, lesson 2 apana jaribu kufuga single mother.

Pass. The weed bro
Hehe

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I guess hii story ya kuweka panga chini ya kitanda inadepend with your economic situation and where you live. Watu ambaye wanaishi Runda ama Lavington I doubt kuna panga chini ya kitanda

Chief. The holidays have begun.
May your stomach see no peace. :smiley:

Watu wa runda mukisikia soja akilia huko nje anaumizwa munasema apambane na hali yake?

i cannot comprehend this pullsheet.Is it a sidetrack from ameruka comedy ama hakuna kitu ya kupost leo?

https://i.imgur.com/ncaCZwh.png

Watu wa runda can afford to be licensed gun carriers na pia kuna armed patrols.

Life zao ni tofauti sana from a guy staying in a one bedroom and the butcher hupitia kukula nyama ya yake

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