Reason why I quit drinking Jug Daniels

I was hanging out alone in local bar on a Friday night. At around 2am I decided to leave for my crib… No mats ply that route at that time of the morning and so I decided to hitch a ride. It starts to rain and then a Prado stops next to me, I quickly get into the passenger side and close the door.
The car starts moving and just when was about to thank
the driver I discover there was none! I started to freak out but I was afraid to jump out of a moving vehicle. When the vehicle got to a bend, a hand comes in through the driver’s window and turned the steering wheel! This happens twice but on the 3rd time, I become totally freaked out and decide to jump out of the vehicle, landing into a ditch full of rain water.
I got up and ran into a nearby bar. After downing four beers, I narrate my ‘ghost’ encounter to whoever cared to listen. Just then, three guys get into the same bar, soaked wet. Then one of them recognizes me, starts laughing uncontrollably while pointing at me. Amid his laughing he says "Si huyu ni yule jamaa aliingia gari tukisukuma?'….

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The 1st time I heard this joke Moi was still president.

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customized…poorly.

wee ni village elder but itabidi nikwambie uketi paleeeeee-------------------------------------------------------------------------->

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Hahaaa!! Mathaais amesema hii joke ni nzee kama rungu ya Moi

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Admin, rudisha hii ng’ombe NV iende huko ikikaukanga…

Chinga type.

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sema kukojolewa…na vile jamaa ilikuwa imeamuka na ka hangover ikafikiri itajichangamua na kuambiana ka-joke…

Peasant problems…

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@kingolonde , kuja pea huyu haki yake! mimi nishakojolea hii thread ya upuss [ATTACH=full]39650[/ATTACH]

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Hapan leta upuss Sunday Morning. Sirre

@Young…Done, Sir!

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I didn’t read the joke then nor anywhere else, and I think it is funny! Thanks for it!

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Wilco is a term used to mean that someone will do as instructed. It simply stands for Will Comply. Kwa mfano katika sentensi…

Bjur: Wilco15 uachanage na upus!!
Wilco15: Wilco, Sir.

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:D:D:D very funny.

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Niaje @wood?

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Popopo Man like Web Dev. Niko poa jah Bless.

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Recycle.exe toka klist 2009

Same here

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