Reason I'll be asking for a swimming date first...

And you asking why people have trust issues .

Your “Halle Berry” could turn out to be conjestina or sememya or some sort of alien under makeup .

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Hii sasa ndio tunaita UPUSS!!! Yes kuna madame that hide behind several kgs of makeup, but hawa umewekelea hapa are nowhere near ‘the same person’. These are all different women…

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hata bensouda?

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:D:D:D:D

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Now u see it (1st pic), Now u don’t (2nd pic)
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Hehehe…
Shait.
Karibu niseme brarre fwakkin. Restraint… Restraint.

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:D:D:D:D:D

How did you deduce that @123tokambio?

Hii ni false marketing.
Mbaya saidi tena sana.
Mtu apeleke dame date rainy season.

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Hata mimi nataka kujua how he deduced that .

Ukiamka na hii si utajinyonga?

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Two cups.

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Mwalimu, what does Andrew say about Bensouda?

ethical considerations do not allow communicators to suggest poisons…:smiley: you might give dunces ideas…

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Bensouda alikuwa anataka kugawa slices lakini Dre akajifanya hanyiti…:D:D:D

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Can I tell her it’s drinkable mouthwash that moonlights as a facial moisturizer?

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He prefers juice and Stoney momo…ohh sorry, I meant to say Stoney madiaba!

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…and blackhead exterminator?

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teacher’s love momos;):wink: (just lockerroom talk)

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Diazinon… For Zits, acne, mosquito bites, skin lightening, job promotion, kupata sponsor, kumea haga, kuroga haga ya neighbour ikuwe lopsided, kufanya Demio ya dame fulani iknock engine, kuua Sheppart ya ex… Etc… Shait… This thing should be pulled off the shelves. Ni kama WD40.

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