real shit!!!

last thursday i went to visit my uncle in kiserian. sasa compound yake amepanda nyanya na sukumawiki. but fence ameweka barbed wire line kama tano ziko na spacing kubwa. now jana as i sat outside at around noon he was inside the house. mbuzi kama ten nikaona zimeingia nakuanza kwenda side zenye sukuma wiki ziko, immediately i rounded them up na kuzitoa nje, in the process nika hit mbuzi kwa side na mawe. it stood still for lyk 5mins then advanced slowly ku exit. i went back thinking zimeenda zote. later on a fuming maasai mother came knocking akiwa amejam mbaya! accusing my uncle of injuring her goat… now i joined my uncle who was now being lectured by the mother daring him eti " hio mbuzi ikikufa ataona". wah! i felt so guilty coz uncle was speechless. what shud i do guyz?

Go apologize to the mbuzi…yeye ndio alikustaki

Incase the goat dies, ita @Gio atengeneze marinated seasoned soup

Nani ako na change ya million?

Ambia anko akuzabe slap mbili na sweep…

no guyz am for real! si mchezo!

Unafikiriaje kaa mbuzi,mbuzi hii??
mwambie huyo mama achunge mbuzi ziache trespassing ama next zikule ndegu!

Umbuzzy…

How did the woman know ati mbuzi yake imeumiziwa kwa anko yako? Ambia huyo mama apelekee @Chifu malalamishi… Then mtazungumzia huko

Hehe … guys are mean. Ole wako mtu @nyeus

hio ndo nashindwa alafu another mystery iz anasema mbuzi imefura tumbo na kutoa fluid mdomoni. now kweli kale kamawe ndo kame cause all that damage?!!

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you need to start healing inside. go look for the mama and apologize for hurting her goat. she will forgive you and if she doesn’t the bad spirits/energy/force will have shifted to her…

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Goatesque even.

Wapi zile mbuzi za @Wakanyama unapenda kuchora

hio inaweza fanya muchapwe na wamaasai kama ubwa

apology isnt on the table…i jus cannot own up no!!! hata kidero minutes after kum slap shebesh, he denied ever meeting shebesh with a straight face!