Random walk around Nairobi

A few days ago, Kuna government project kubwa imekuwa cancelled (I had planed to buy a plot na hiyo pesa b4 dec) and was feeling low so nikaona Mrembo akitembea direction naenda, kiasi akaingia SJ. Shocker considering venye ni Mrembo both front and back.

So pia mi nikaingia SJ na kumbe ndio alikuwa anaingia kazi. Alienda huko nyuma akarudi na mini tight. Then I asked…
kuna rankings ya lanye SJ. Like Lanye no. 1,2,3. Akiinga hao wengine wanakasirika bcoz for every 3 shots anatwangwa hao wengine wataenda 1, na hiyo ni kwa sababu alikuwa huko rooms. Hao ndio wako on demand. Who’s no.1?

nikanunua drink nikatoka. Nikajipata nje ya Small World. Kupanda stairs nikapata ngoma poa sana. DJ yuko juu.

To be a stripper there, all you need is a functional body. Usikuwe kiwete. …limbs, an eye na I don’t know. There was no hot stripper. Hata watu walikuwa wanalipa kuenda VIP have very low standard. 2 strippers walikuwa na ball mmoja anakula jaba niko sure anangoja ku abort.

After 1 drink nikaona afadhali niende nyumbani nilale.

Sheep herder, uliacha hao lanye wote ukaenda home bila kunuka kitunguu? Anyway, what you went to do to your animals at night is none of our business. Our concern is we cannot allow animal cruelty on basis that hukupata lanye yoyote wa kukamua in both SJ and Small world

Hii imenichekesha

My guess, you were carrying money meant for buying plots.

Thank your gods for interfering.

You did good here.
I hope you will never go back to those places.

Unataka wasichana warudi Githurai na Kasarani wakiwa njaa?

on monday nilipitia kitale, vip, texas na sophia, lanye wazee wamejaa. afadhali ni nyonge

Experience new things admin

VIP hukupata lanye huketi kwa barstool hapo kwa entrance? She is the first thing your eyes meet ukipanda kwa stairs

Huyo ni ngiri utampata tena huko kesho

Wote ni wazee

Get out of Nairobi once in a while, kuna vienyeji swafi in other towns

Niliona Thika ni Kama juveniles wanauza…

Na all elders go looking for a very beautiful lanye. This your research should have ended with a recommendation that all those cute lanyes have a mileage thrice your ordinary ones, so elders should do ordinary lanyes

Kisii and Kisumu too have many underage lanyes. But, why risk.

I don’t do lanyes

Siku kama tatu hivi, nitakaa SJ siku mzima nikichukua poll alafu nipublish. Akina nani wataenda most shots. Shida ni I have to drain my balls to avoid temptations.

Na ni interview management ya hizi statistics? Ama hao mawaiter? Lazima wakuwe na intelligence. Who’s the biggest whore, nani anapatiana vizuri etc…:D:D:D

This is the quickest way to have a visit to the local hospital courtesy of anger, huko people like anonymity. Once saw some young dude try to take a video huko and got caught, long story short I bet he will never do that

Sishikanishi hii story ama ni hii russian ditch water nakunywa imenimaliza brain cells?. Kazi ya serikali imepotea so kijana ikaona ukue malaya ama dancer/stripper and he failed on both?
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