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Mimi nimefurahishwa na Memes.

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@FieldMarshal CouchP kuja uone what your son @Mzee mzima does huko lib

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good stuff :D:D:D:D

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Every human being starts out as an asshole: it’s the first part of the body to form in the womb
The expiration date on water bottles is for the bottle, not the water.
Men are more likely to say “I Love you” first than women are.
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Newborn babies cannot cry tears for at least three weeks.
ni pang’ang’a tu
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Hippopotamus milk is pink.
An octopus has three hearts.nine brains

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Why do kids fear mathematics so much?

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Maharaja hapendi ujinga. :D:D

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Hiyo hapo juu si kweli though…Most organs in the body form between the third and eight weeks.And they form concurrently…
Uliza daktari @Luther12
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:D:D:D:D:Dthat neymar thing

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D so true

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Hehe

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:D:D:D

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iyo ya rolls royce

True Story Here:
One day during his visit to London, King Jai Singh was
walking in casual dress in Bond Street. He saw a
Rolls Royce showroom and went inside to inquire
about the Price and Features etc of their cars.
Considering him a just another Poor Indian citizen,
showroom salesmen insulted him and almost showed
him the way out of the showroom. After this insult,
King Jai Singh came back to his Hotel room and
asked his servants to call the showroom that King of
Alwar_city is interested in purchasing their few Cars.
After few hours King reached the Rolls Royce
showroom again but with his full astonishing royal
manner and in his royal costume. Until he reached the
showroom there was already red carpet on the floor
and all the salesmen were bent with respect.
The King purchased all the six cars that they had at
showroom at that time and paid full amount with
delivery costs.After reaching India, King ordered
municipal department to use all those six Rolls Royce
cars for cleaning and transporting city’s waste.
World’s number one Rolls Royce cars were being
used for transportation of City’s waste, the news
spread all over the world rapidly and the reputation of
Rolls Royce Company was in drains.Whenever
someone used to boast in Europe or America that he
owned a Rolls Royce, people used to laugh saying,
“which one? The same that is used in India for
carrying the waste of the City?”
Due to such reputation damages, sales of Rolls Royce
dropped rapidly and revenue of company owners
started falling down. Then they sent a Telegram to
the king in India for apologies and requested to stop
transportation of waste in Rolls Royce cars. Not only
this but they also offered Six new cars to king free of
cost.
When King Jai Singh observed that Rolls Royce has
learnt a lesson and they are sorry for their mistakes,
king stopped using those cars for carrying wastes.

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that storo has me dead…:D:D:D

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