Dear women, When serving ur husband’s meals, show humility by kneeling,
it’s a sign of respect.,
This gesture symbolizes honor, love, and appreciation for your partner.
In our beautiful African culture, this act represents:
- Respect for your life partner
- Gratitude for provision and care
- Strengthening marital bonds
- Preserving traditional values
Let’s proudly uphold our cultural identity & values, passing them down to future generations.
This Biker, walked into a biker bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at the Biker and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
The Biker says, “You know what, I bet he will.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
The Biker placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to the Biker saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”
The Biker replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”
The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
The biker took the money. 
Mothers in NATURE go through a lot.
We all know the name of this animal to be hyena. We know how ruthless they can be. We have watched documentaries of how they do and all, but there is something some of you may not know about this same hyena.
*The look of a female hyena is almost the same as the male. Infact, if you are not someone who had study them, you will not be able to tell. *
*Just like this one in the picture. This particular one is a female hyena. Surprised right? I know why you are. *
*Because you can see something that looks like a male pencil underneath. *
*May I tell you that, a female hyena has the same pencil just like the male. *
*And one other thing that will surprise you is that that same pencil like thing is where the female hyena give birth through. *
*Meaning, whenever they are giving birth to their babies, the babies passes though this same pencil like thing. *
*Most times, they give birth to 4 babies at a time. Imagine the discomfort she would go through. *
And most times, just one out of the babies live as the 3 others would not be able to make it out alive because of suffocation.
Forgive me if I’m wicked but meta asked what’s in my mind and here
I have 15 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK
1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It reduces accidents caused by bar-hopping! and encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care.
7. It leads to the elimination of vacations as people prefer to come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look and sound better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up thus helps the company cut down on excessive employees such as the tea girl.
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY A VACATIONS RESERVATIONS AGENT" FROM “DISSATISFIED” CUSTOMERS:
1. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”
2. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”
3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”
5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”
6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”
7. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time – this should be banned.”
8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”
9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”
10. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”
12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This sems unfair.”
13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort.’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”
15. “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”
16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”
17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”
19. “My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
Si kupenda kwake, nikufuata maagizo.That girl can’t think