A guy had 69’d with his girl when he realized he had a dentist appt so he brushed his teeth 3 times gargled Listerine 5 times and on his way chewed gum and had a few mints while waiting.
When his turn came up he was confident and jumped in the chair with his mouth open, dentist asks:
“Did you just 69?”
the guy is like “Yeah, does my breath smell like pussy?”
Dentist says “No, but your forehead smells like shit.”