RAHA IKIZIDI RAHA/FOMBE SIO SUPU

[SIZE=4]Night Drama Ensues After a Man Drives Into a Supermarket In Nairobi[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]Drama ensued last night at just some minutes past curfew after a man who was reportedly drunk drove into a supermarket. The fool probably thought that he could kill 2 birds with one stone (do some shopping as he drives) :D:D:D:D[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]The middle-aged man (fool in this case) went head on through the concrete wall breaking down a glass door leaving back a trail of destruction.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]He later rammed into several shelves scattering goods all-over the floor. Supermarket attendants and customers ran for their lives in the night ordeal. Others were left perplexed, thinking that it was a scene from UTANASWA WEEEH[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]Concerned Kenyans who visited the scene rescued the man who was clearly not sober or seemed dazed o_Oo_Oo_O from the crash. He probably thought that it was a drive thru. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]As you wake up from yesterday’s activities with a hangover and a dent in your pockets, spare a word of prayer for this bonobo. Atatoa wapi pesa ya makanika, damages za supa na bail???[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]SAITANI ASHINDWE[/SIZE]

A few minutes past curfew? Why was a supermarket open or at least operating “a few minutes past curfew” with attendants and customers? Shouldn’t both be in their “houses”? Most supermarkets I know close at about 8:00 and attendants are going home by 9:00 or 9:30.

Back when people were taking their employees to lancet to get covid-free certificates for 20K!! they were also getting essential worker exemption letters … Hata mimi nilipatiana details (And 1k for greasing palms)nikaletewa yangu . Very handy when it comes to post 10pm roadblocks.

Akinyal crick!

hapo ni kuangalia tu pesa ya bail hio ushenzi ya mwenye supermarket, ni ku drag kesi kortini mpaka achoke

It’s Akanyal sio akinyal funda hii

Sawa mtoto ya maraya

Hii tumeona already na kuchambua