[SIZE=5]Choose from the following:[/SIZE]
A: Upepo ilipuliza kutoka kwa hanging line ikaingia kwa gari yangu
B: I’ve become a cross-dresser
C: Ni size gani? Large? Mimi huwa sitombi momo
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Ni hawker aliangusha
Hehe I heard that a nigga was asked the same question akaambia bibi that alipita through Gikomba and it seems upepo iliirusha kwa gari.
“Zilikuwa mbili, hiyo ingine iko wapi?” This has to be said with a straight face.
kuna mabeste wako na tabia mbaya sana . There was a time tumekunywa the whole sato mpaka sunday morning , sasa boy wangu alikuwa na dem hakuwa na gari 6 morning akaniomba key ati anaenda kuchukua kitu kwa gari , i was drunk so nikampea key , wengine tukaendelea kunywa . baadae akarudi na kunipea key by 9 nikaenda home nikapata bibi alienda church nikalala . the next day nikiwa job mdosi akasema ’ Uwes kam tuende kuona customer na tunaenda na gari yako ’ , chapchap hao sisi on the way to mlolongo . Mombasa road naskia ’ Uwes tabia gani hii ? " kuangalia nyuma chini naona thong hapo down , nilichukua na kuitupa kwa dirisha na kunyamaza the whole journey na ujue mdosi ni madhe single madha , madem muko na ufala hata ukitombwa mbona uwache suruali kwa gari ya mtu ? , to be continued .
kuna light aircraft ilipita kando yangu pale thika road ikaangusha something na sikuwa nimefunga window ya back seat, haiya kumbe ni panty!! aki hii watu
Hahahahahaha is she still your ‘mdosi’?
yep but team building huogopa kunikaribia sanaaaa
hahaha.mimi nimepatikana mara kadhaa.nasema ni beste alikuwa na dem na wakaacha na sikuiona
Hahahahahaha kumbe wewe hunusa hadi kwa gari.
Hehehe…
Dude stop jokes… :D:D:D:D
lakini mbona huwa wanaacha panties ovyo ovyo? yaani hata wakitombewa kwa gari wanawacha panty, shida yao ni gani sasas
Hapo ndio me hurusha a cousin ama nephew under the bus, yaani unamwambie akuje ambie wife hiyo suruali ni ya nani, ju mimi sijui. Drinks and a few coins will restore parity with my cousin or nephew…
my girl realized this kitambo sana mpaka she does not even call my friends or cousins to confirm something. She only relies on her instincts
My siz was in town she borrowed moti,wacha nimuulize?
Don’t know if it’s here but someone gave a hekaya vile mtu aliona beste yake ameanza ujinga kwa bar ikabidi awadrop kwa huyo jamaa as he goes home, nigga stepped out to water the grass assuming the other guy ameshuka na mtu wake, next morning bibi alikua atumie gari and you can imagine kupata dame amelala kiti ya nyuma… How do you get out of this mess!
:eek::eek: hapo hakuna kujitoa. unaamshwa na nduru na viombo kwa kichwa ukiwa na hangover
Are you not judged by the company you keep? Birds of a feather… …
Shait…