Pussy Strategy

[applebee100]

@Hesabu_reloaded

…you to finance her…(happens all the time)5
Mbwa hii toka hapa sasa. You don’t even know what we were talking about from an earlier post but you felt the need to spill your idiocy apa to prove you are smart. Good. Sasa tafuta post ingine to comment on. Chieth.

Makende ya chura…unaandika “pussy strategy” then spew certified stupidity but get angry when you are called out …bladifakin american wannabe

Enda upatie kuku chakula uwache kusumbua

[Hesabu_reloaded]

@applebee100

…5
Mbwa hii toka hapa sasa. You don’t even know what we were talking about from an earlier post but you felt the need to spill your idiocy apa to prove you are smart. Good. Sasa tafuta post ingine to comment on. Chieth.
Makende ya chura…unaandika “pussy strategy” then spew certified stupidity but get angry when you are called out …bladifakin american wannabe

Enda upatie kuku chakula uwache kusumbua

Siafu..si ni wewe juzi ulikuja nairobi ukaamua kupeleka dame date two rivers aone “mall”..ukanunua drinks na bado ukanyimwa, proving your shitty game…baki tu huko trumpistan anagalau madame wakukushinda mashoga wenza wako kwa wingi unaeza uza mcoondooh

[bra_bra_cupship]

@applebee100

…yole kutoka Manhattan bila kitu . Yaani u spend fortunes kudeenyer ? Hizi shimo hata ya musichana ya president huwezi tosheleza . Afadhali hata ukae na pesa yako kwa floor kama Mimi na my accountant @Mickey_Bricks

Sasa nyinyi mnaleta pang’ang’a without understanding what the post is about. Okay boss, how do you fuck a bitch on the first date in Nairobi? Na sio malaya. Answer in less than 50 words.

Siumeleta mfano ya ngina? Kuulizwa if you can outmatch and outperform her father, you are now shifting goalposts. Mtu ghasia sana

[bra_bra_cupship]

@Hesabu_reloaded

…strategy” then spew certified stupidity but get angry when you are called out …bladifakin american wannabe
Enda upatie kuku chakula uwache kusumbua

Siafu..si ni wewe juzi ulikuja nairobi ukaamua kupeleka dame date two rivers aone “mall”..ukanunua drinks na bado ukanyimwa, proving your shitty game…baki tu huko trumpistan anagalau madame wakukushinda mashoga wenza wako kwa wingi unaeza uza mcoondooh

The ghaseer even came to complain here. Applebibi utarudi vumbistan na lint kwa mfuko kama fuckation ulibaki na full undrained nuts. Kama huwezani vacation how about retirement

[EL_CUCUY]

@Hesabu_reloaded

lame

Huyu jamaa niko sure ako mahali uko Joska anakanyaga matope akinyeshewa kila siku.

[Yugni]

Guys I think we have totally finished this stupid boy

[Halfjadhe_Halfkyuk]

Its boarding school peeps who have this mentality. Those ones struggled to approach women or even speak in front of a class with women present hadi when they joined us in campus

[solosantos]

@Hesabu_reloaded

…ostly happens spontaneously, so there is limited 'planning '.. what your post reveals is that you think you “deserve” a lady’s affection and access to her private parts cause you can pay for Kempinski…hio ni ujinga boss..do you know a woman who has a fraction of your net worth can enjoy waaay finer things in life than you if she assembles 10 stupid men like you to finance her…(happens all the time)5

very well put huyu Alex ni scam wacha aendeshe bajaaj trumpistan ..
nilikaa na dame kwa mat story ikaingia , kushuka tao double tots zikafuata , finally thresshold nikafikisha , nahakuna 10 page document ya ’ pussy strategy"

[Eng_iti]

@Hesabu_reloaded

…strategy” then spew certified stupidity but get angry when you are called out …bladifakin american wannabe
Enda upatie kuku chakula uwache kusumbua

Siafu..si ni wewe juzi ulikuja nairobi ukaamua kupeleka dame date two rivers aone “mall”..ukanunua drinks na bado ukanyimwa, proving your shitty game…baki tu huko trumpistan anagalau madame wakukushinda mashoga wenza wako kwa wingi unaeza uza mcoondooh

How worse can it get when the kid starts to throw insults when he is told he cant even say hi to an average chic without tipping her?

Uyo ni Kairu wambui, can you imagine with all the money during his heyday he chartered a plane for this basic singo matha people are having for free?

https://x.com/Total_dadoic/status/1824893870028533983?t=XbTlSVhN1sYr96MGfKEcyA&s=19

[EL_CUCUY]

Talkers mmemaliza hii ghasia ya Joska inatuchocha iko YUES

[Jimit]

@applebee100

…yole kutoka Manhattan bila kitu . Yaani u spend fortunes kudeenyer ? Hizi shimo hata ya musichana ya president huwezi tosheleza . Afadhali hata ukae na pesa yako kwa floor kama Mimi na my accountant @Mickey_Bricks

Sasa nyinyi mnaleta pang’ang’a without understanding what the post is about. Okay boss, how do you fuck a bitch on the first date in Nairobi? Na sio malaya. Answer in less than 50 words.

Our world doesnt revolve around women. We dont go on dates this age and time. We simply meet them pale kwa estate then we invite them over for Netflix and Chill and the rest is history

[Pepi]

Billionare Applebee anasumbuliwa na mambo kidogo kidogo. Peasants wanaunganisha hizi mambo bila kufikiria lakini billionea ameandika strategy ya 10 pages.You must be the alternative spelling for useless.

[Kim_Felix]

@applebee100

…yole kutoka Manhattan bila kitu . Yaani u spend fortunes kudeenyer ? Hizi shimo hata ya musichana ya president huwezi tosheleza . Afadhali hata ukae na pesa yako kwa floor kama Mimi na my accountant @Mickey_Bricks

Sasa nyinyi mnaleta pang’ang’a without understanding what the post is about. Okay boss, how do you fuck a bitch on the first date in Nairobi? Na sio malaya. Answer in less than 50 words.

Dem utakula Nairobi on a first date ni malaya. I don’t know how to put it differently.

[wellcummed]

But why would you spend all that time,mental energy and resources/money for a commodity the current market caps at not more than ksh3000.Unless we ni supernerd hukupata madem ukiwa young alafu umepata pesa in your 30s una’revenge’.

[Shaaban]

@applebee100

…ma slept at the presidential suite right across the hall.
Nothing impresses Kenyan bitches like huge displays of class and wealth. Bonus points if you’re an attractive lad because that means you will be getting that coochie all month FOR FREE (you already paid in advance hehe) as you scout for the next meal hehe.
Lakini nyinyi mmezoea malaya so hamuezi elewa hii mambo. @MTINGIZA_KITANDA can confirm.

My first day Bamburi uko coast nlijipeleka local ya keg kubusu, nkaget dem flani uko pia anabusu, very classy, we vibed tukikunywa jugs and that night webooked somewhere..bil was less than 2k everything…tukawa friends and we would meet local, anachapa cup before ameet some stupid Kinuthias wanampeleka beach hotels etc, we come eat their money..and I still smash her free…izi kuflose na luxury ni stupidity tu

[wellcummed]

Go to any Thika road club na moti.Target rende ya madem wa campus.Buy mzinga ya 1500 na uwaite na ukuwe na stori za jaba/jokes.By 1am unakula kitu kwa backseat.Ukipeleka kwako pnc itakuwa too heavy.PROBABILITY OF 81%.Hakuna kitu sure 100%.

[applebee100]

Thank you all for coming to my TED Talk. I can tell none of you are smashing hot bitches on your first day of meeting them anywhere in Nairobi.

[Wachaikae]

Eti unasema hata daughter ya msito Wanjigi unaweza mteka na ambience ?

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@applebee100

…ma slept at the presidential suite right across the hall.
Nothing impresses Kenyan bitches like huge displays of class and wealth. Bonus points if you’re an attractive lad because that means you will be getting that coochie all month FOR FREE (you already paid in advance hehe) as you scout for the next meal hehe.
Lakini nyinyi mmezoea malaya so hamuezi elewa hii mambo. @MTINGIZA_KITANDA can confirm.

Naaah am not spending a night at Kempiski to impress a bitch…you jump through all the hoops only to find a smelling pudesh inanuka tuna…ama upate dem ananyesha na ulikuwa umejipanga na room expensive…book such a hotel room to reward a girl that has been servicing you for a while. Ile njaro ni sure bet utapewa ikuss…kwanza atakuwa anakusetia at angle theta

[applebee100]

@MTINGIZA_KITANDA

…hii mambo. @MTINGIZA_KITANDA can confirm.

Naaah am not spending a night at Kempiski to impress a bitch…you jump through all the hoops only to find a smelling pudesh inanuka tuna…ama upate dem ananyesha na ulikuwa umejipanga na room expensive…book such a hotel room to reward a girl that has been servicing you for a while. Ile njaro ni sure bet utapewa ikuss…kwanza atakuwa anakusetia at angle theta

It’s day 1 of date 1. How do you fuck her that same night guaranteed?