Purr Onyango; Here's My Parental Advisory

Unakumbuka Wambui Kabiru?

Ama yule Msap wife wa idiot called Ediot pale Buru alilishwa risasi kumi kama sista yake anaangalia?

It’s that season again.

I know you were wide-eyed with ‘love’ - the Bima, X6 and easy spending unlike watu wenyu wa tuproti helped - when you agreed to marry him but life always happens.

And it is about to happen, bringing all the primordial genetic hatred to the surface. It is possible you will be the butt of the frustration and anger that is building up as it becomes clear that WE have an unassailable lead. WE lead, you eat lead. Ama upigwe ngumi meno yote yamwagike kama mahindi. Ama -worse - uletewe something incurable.

Unafikiri hiyo coomer yako can wipe generations of hatred? Unafikiri wewe ni special eti he can love you and hate your people?

Take my advise my daughter; between now and December 2017 take a break. Go back to Meru, Kiambu, Murang’a, Embu etc etc and live with your paros for a break. Think about the trajectory your life is taking.

Do not be a Kabiru, kunyongwa kama kuku.

And for the record, I PERSONALLY WARNED KABIRU ABOUT THAT JAMAA one time tukiwa kwa Coop cafeteria pale juu ya Ekuete. SHE LAUGHED AND THOUGHT I WAS JEALOUS OF THEM. SASA YEYE AKO SIX FEET UNDER. SAD.

You, my daughter, have been warned too; don’t let UhuRuto be the last presidents you see.

RUN!

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Kila mtu akule kwao

or she can come live with me between now and Dec 2017 because am neither here nor there

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???..mtu sniper low down of what is happening here

guka advisory lyrics.

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i will not comment here…this is loaded!

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guka this is 1960s way of thinking but we are in 2016

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very many couples from the same tribe kill one another every day, picking two examples of cross tribal couples to support your warped way of thinking just betrays your shallow mind. Genetic hatred ni wewe na familia yako. Going to a good school does not wipe out stupidity it simply masks it only for it to resurface in the future. The fact that you can coin an ignorant phrase such as genetic hatred shows how shallow you are. Hatred is learned nothing genetic about that unfortunately for you stupidity is genetic. Stupidity is like Herpes and you are a prime example. I doubt whether you can write a thesis if this is your mode of arriving at findings. Over and Out. Now hit the ignore button on my profile

And no I am not a Luo since I know your stupidity will go for that mode of thinking

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Guka ana macomplex mob.

@aviator alikuwa soul mate hapa, wakajiondoa na fujo, hasira na machungu, akarudi pekee ki-sideways, na sasa amekuwa mlinzi wa punani ya @Purr_27?

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Zinjanthropus rant.

This is wrong advice. Cherry picking random cases to make your case doesn’t make it right.

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waaaah :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ouch!

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Guka lasma wewe ndio marikuwa sponsa ya hiyo Wambui na ndio sababu marikura mbembe.

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kwenyu hakuna amani

Looks like I missed a hekaya. . . .

Ya kwenu iki ingia mdomoni mwa papa ina mezwa. Ama vipi?

Watu wawache kukach ovyo ovyo kama malaya akiwa na hethi. This is just a concerned parental advisory. MAMBO YA UKBILA IMETOKA WAPI?

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He he he he ngabu! As a senior member of the Kiama Kia Maa, you should be in the foreferont advising our children. Stop chickenimng out to be PC. Ferk PC!

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People who are on guka’s neck for this thread: arent these the things you say when with family? …but sasa ju ni public, u fronting a tolerant side that accepts tribal unions that have failed time and time again

Kila Mtu akule Kwao

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What about burning a party billboard? Or stoning political opponents? Or burning the vehicles of a politician just because he has defected?

My point is, son, you who profess to be young and modern are a 1,000 times more retrogressive than we who were born in the 1940s.

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