If your girl or woman is posting you on WhatsApp status, Facebook, e.t.c and trying to kiss you or show extra amount of affection in public , there is a 80% chance unachezwa… and she probably feels a bit guilty and wants to make you happy
This is purely based on on my own research, percentage of my fuck buddies in a relationship who are/were constantly posting about their “hubbies/baes”
Hakuna research ulifanya. Leta hekaya.
Hekaya nime summarize second paragraph… any more details would compromise lives of people
keg base chronicles
PUBLIC AFFECTION NINI. WE’RE BUSY LOOKING FOR MONEY TO CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT.
It happened to you blali fwakin. Leta hekaya.
Ukichezwa tulia
Hehe I don’t do relationships bruh
Bullshit…
women love to show affection
unacheswa brathe
Sasa juu umetomba manzi mmoja probably wa your drinking buddy suddenly you know everything about relationships?
words to live by. No one gives a fūck.
Huyu anaita bitterness and regrets research:D:D
Kamati ya roho chafu pia you are all very welcome on this thread… do your thing
Kama unacheswa, unacheswa… hizo tu WhatsApp status is a cheap coverup
Words to die by too 
Same way, ukiona wapenzi wakionyesha mahaba hadharani/kushikana ovyo ovyo, hapo kuna mchezo
It ended in tears, sorry Bruh.
Wewe ni ghaseer…bibi ya wenyewe ni sumu…meffi…i hope utombewe bibi siku moja
Its like this,kama ninatomba bibi ya wenyewe,i dont care who she puts on the profile as long as it aint me na sitaimuuliza ni nani huyo,nachukua slices zangu na najipa shughuli.
CALL THAT 1001% sure, I have lost the number of women i have chewed alafu next morning anapost kajamaa ka campus ikiwa imeandikwa best bae mob love. :D:D these women acahana tu
Nilitomba mwingine Bibi ya KDF kwa profile pic ya WhatsApp ameweka bwana in full combatt lakini slices nilipewa fisuri sana