Pub review..... stanbraddocks kisum!

Wazito Niko huko “the home of democracy” and I must admit the infrastructure is well on course! From nyumbani to kisumu is dual carriage way, business is booming and the people welcoming ! Hata nimeona mahali handshake beauty parlour and salon! After ngege and ugali ya wimbi I decided to visit this ol tymer, sijui ni poor management or what hii place imechapa! Sio Kama last time I was here…it’s virtually deserted except for old gentlemen and their wimin in deep conversations wakikula chips na delmonte! Maybe it’s still mchana and might pop baadaye! But ukiwa hapa find somewhere else!
Pros: all beers are priced at ksh 180 for eabl and 160 for non eabl
Cons: place is run down and music sucks
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Omwami StanB(as the guys call it) ime chapa. Nothing to write home about siku hizi.

The only thing good about it is the generous serving of meals…

Meanwhile, pia mimi nime land hapa Samba Bamburi…

It was my joint back in the day so naturally I felt I should pay homage anyway during my annual leave Jan or Feb naland msa na ubaya baby mama na imeilet in tow ! Wiki moja silali mpaka msa itanitambua jina!

Kuna kua na some attachment na Stanb. Funny enough lazima pia mimi ni log in hapo nikiwa kisumu.

He he… ingia 001,.wenyeji akina @Meria Mata @Tommy Lee Sparta watakupa through passes…

My fren, ukiwa na familia ile kitu itakutambua pengine ni beach pekee.

Enda Signature, huko ndio kusema

Hiyo place na base ingine ilikuwa inaitwa Fanana, Ile sex tulipatiana hapo late 90’s wacha tu. I had to stop over that area on my way to Busia. Corridors zilikuwa zinanuka burnt rubber, si kujua ilikuwa harufu ya mboro ikisugua kuma ndani ya condom. But there was some nice & in the sweet pure kienyeji sex there, why lie…

Entertainment joints in Kisumu these days are not heavily patronized.

These days hiyo area bado iko na hao madame ut ile ukimwi iko hapo imebidi waletewe VCT karibu. Wengine wamekuwa junkies.

A short jump from reminiscing about good old clubbing to mindless ferking…nostalgia is a mess

Kuna pia Sungura lodge hapo karibu…:D:D:D

Stanbra…that name is a mouthful. But here I agree with you @imei2012 I like also to go early to the bar around 2pm when its not crowded to start my fun. By that time its full, you have had enough time to talk with your companion. By the time the crowd shows up you are tipsy and you go with the flow.

Kuna majamaa walikuwa wanatoka friday jioni nai waende ohangla Ksm halafu anakucall sato jioni hana fare ya kurudi. :D:D:D:D

Kaka, stanB huwa hivyo daytime, though si kusafi vile ilikuaga kitambo, mimi nikiwa base sikuhizi naendea pombe tu kwa baesa n stan B is the best kwanza makali(the sell very cheap ki olsale) go to the shop behind and carry ur staff to your table, meanwhile panda stairs uende 2nd floor ama 3rd uone nyoka ukiwa Eagle (eyeview), ukitaka tena kuharibu, teremka RamXB kadogo lakini kuna tuvitu twa UG yatakusafisha macho, ama teremka Nyamasaria haribu pesa Dubai, pia area za Crown bus kuna akina Bucaneer but ziko expe, cheza huko, willMatt ni ma standing kama corridor za nai but zina starehe za zero grazing

StanB ni poa for pre-game halafu signature after that … unaenda hiyo wholesale shop hapo nyuma unanua kinywaji bei nafuu then buy a mixer in the bar and enjoy pole pole

Beat me to it.

Signature ilifika time hiakuwa ina bamba juu the place used to get full to the brim…

Umelipa, umeingia, lakini huna space ya kukaa. I dont know how it is now days…

Sikujua hii styro

Enda shop ya nyuma utapata bei ziko chini design ya Canteen bro, mizing ziko chea mpaka utanunlia strangers, then panda na VAT69 yako juu ukae balcony uone sianda zikiingia jioni

Good old days. We used to go hapo nyuma, chukua mzinga, panda stairs… chukua mixer yako.

That is after tumekula tumbukiza pale Hangover Hotel karibu stage…