pt 2.........the day @imei2012 quit team dry fry...long read

A promise is a debt and just like a lannister i pay my debts. Its a slow saturday and the village is dull so why not get to the explosive part 2 i promised, for those who missed part one here is the link
http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/hekaya-day-imei2012-quit-team-dry-fry-long-read.11216/

Seating on the edge of the bed with a condom ring on my tree and pondering my next move i engage the questioning mode i ask her when was the last time she took and AIDS test to which she responds that she last had one over six month ago:eek::eek::eek::eek: I ask her if she is sexually active, If she has a boyfriend, If she is safe , all of which she answers YES she seemed relaxed though which bothered me. In short I had had sex literally unprotected sex with a woman I had met the previous night who did not know her status. Stories are told of people who sleep around with many partners without contracting while others are told of those who contracted on the first attempt to have sex, I dont know which category i belonged to all I knew is that I had fucked up big time. God knows i prayed that day silently in my heart. I decide to jump in the shower as if i could wash what i had done off(remember president Zuma?) :(:(:(:frowning: Most guys would argue here that since the cd has already burst why dont you just now screw here kav kav truth be told i didnt even have appetite for it anymore and my willy would not have risen up either. I took along shower and she followed suit. The silent in the room was just too loud. She wanted us to have breakfast but i couldnt. I took her to the chemist and bought her a p2 pill gave her ksh 500 for her breakfast and made a flimsy excuse that I was running late and had to leave. I just wanted to be alone.

The trip back to Nanyuki was the longest I ever had. The thoughts ranging through my mind were many they ranged from me being a ceremonial send off by my colleagues- a soldier not felled by an enemy bullet but rather by his own tree @pamba s luwere was running through my head, I saw my dream of me with my wife and our two boys tending to our cattle huko vihiga go up in smoke everything that i have ever wanted now seemed gone under the drain. I cursed myself for bribing the duty roaster guy I thought to myself maybe that weekend i would have been on duty and not gone to Nyiri. Everywhere I looked I saw billboards saying Chunga jamii yako Tumia mpira, wacha mpango wa kando adverts were all over the radio while Newspapers were filled with living positely articles I even read Asunta Wagura column in the sunday Nation. Everywhere i looked I saw Vct centres it was like everything and everyone was talking about me:(:(:(. I did not have any idea about PEP. That night I didnt sleep at all. I googled all the material I could get on UTIs/ STDs/STIs/HIV&AIDS/veneral diseases. I religiously studied their early signs and symptoms, their treatment if any and their management and above all I looked at their gory Images and where to get help if in the US(fuck the CDC thinks everybody is in the US:(:(:()

Reality Sinks in…come monday morning i notice that that slit/hole on the tip of my willy is kinda blocked :eek::eek::eek:when i force to urinate the urine comes out as a sprinkler:eek::eek::eek: in all directions and slight burning sensation on closer scrutiny i observe that on boxers am wearing something like dried pus where the tip of the willy gets in contact with it. I take a shower and at this juncture I confide in my room mate that all is not well. He casually brushes it off as UTI, as time goes on the frequency to urinate increases and with each Urination the pain increases. At around 11pm i decide to swallow my pride and head to our camp medical station I never cared if i found a male or female doctor all i wanted was for anyone to cure my willy. Procedures at any hospital are just the same be it in the military or the civilian world. I got to the station and my card is fished out and told to wait. When its my turn to see the doctor i tell him how am feeling and he puts on plastic gloves to examine the specimen:D:D:D:D. After which he makes some not so good comments akina @Luther12 can be so cold at times uniformed or not He tells me to go grab some heavy lunch and come in the afternoon:eek::eek::eek::eek:.

Redemption…I was back at 1355hrs the doc came back at 1430hrs:eek::eek::eek: and immediately asks me in he opens his fridge and gets out a kasmall bottle with a clear solution in it places on the table and gets another bottle from the shelf with what seemed like a white powder, He breaks the top of the first bottle and sucks the whole liquid into a syringe and dungas the syringe in the second bottle and empties the liquid in it and shakes thoroughly and sucks it back to the syringe he asks for my arm and finds a vein, He dungas by vein and sucks alittle blood back in the syringe. At this point he warns me that the experience would be nasty and a soon as he would start pushing the contents back into the vein I will feel like throwing Up and that I shouldnt do it in his office since “hakukua nikiskia utamu:(:(:frowning: so nisimtapikie!” True to his world i felt like it but nikajikaza kimwanaume:D:D:D:D He went to the pharmacy and got me some anti-biotics called nitrofurantoin, Now fellas antibiotics are nasty drugs their smell stick on you like flies on dump, they leave a bitter taste in your mouth, your urine and poop smell nasty and above all you sweat them and stick on your clothes. He also gave a full box of government issued sure condoms and gave me a lenghty lecture about safe sex. He even wanted me to bring the woman who “chomad” me:eek::eek::eek::eek: Its only after i had lied she was a whore that he let go but he told me to call her and advice her to seek treatment. he also told me to follow up with an AIDs test. I did sent her ksh 1000 and told her to go to a hospital. I have kept this hekaya to my closet where it belongs since then until recently i opened up to my friends over a couple of beer and truth be told i was amazed and what stuff men can safely tuck away, apparently most of them had at one point or the other been chomwad but they dealt with it like men - privately. we all laughed

Lesson learnt…Always practice safe sex that includes sexual escapades while drunk. AIDs is real and I was lucky to get away that day. PEACE AM OUT
[ATTACH=full]18948[/ATTACH]

18 Likes

:eek: Condom ring? :D:D:D:D

1 Like

huyu jamaa amekumis-manage, the follow up treatment after the shot is caps doxycyline and not nitrofurantoin.You see the commonest causes of pus like urethral discharge is gonorrhoea and chlymydia ,the usual practise is to treat both,so i imagine he gave you a dose of ceftriaxone but should have follwed it up with doxycycline .lets see how it goes

3 Likes

gave me other pills but only remember nitro…that was back in 09

1 Like

I have heard lots of stories of men being chomwad, what about women? What’s it like? Do they not feel anything?

1 Like

my bad ,thought it was recent,was about to say you were treated with expired drug also

1 Like

Actually some women feel nothing. I once got chomwad by a lady and when i confronted her later and advised her to go to hosi, she insulted me and i could see genuinely she didn’t notice any symptoms

3 Likes

Umyaye, dry fry is sweet . Your story i have repeated it over a dozen times mpaka nikaboeka nikashindwa kwani hii ukimwi inaniogopa?

2 Likes

apparently they never know until imefika chronic men are their litmus paper

2 Likes

Weka hekaya yote maragoli.

1 Like

Wacha nimalize kufinya ugali ntaweka omwami

2 Likes

Wooi @uncle nyam let this be a wake up call

1 Like

The first time I had a UTI nilienda hosi in campus, immediately after nimeelezea Doc masaibu yangu the burly man with unkempt hair and beard asked me “ulikula nyama bichi ? eeeeh? unaskia aje sasa?”

Thank God the nurses who administered the IV treatment were a lot nicer.

2 Likes

Tl;dr tafasary?

Kama hujawai chomeka wewe sio fisi,hekaya naweka kesho.

1 Like

Kuchomeka is very painful. A certain fisi huko ingo was forced to put on a kanzu because mambo hayakumwendea poa after dryfrying a village slut he had picked from disco matanga.

4 Likes

I’m learning from others. Hehe.

1 Like

If this was not one I would like to know your definition of a hoe??

1 Like

:):):):):):):):), sio wewe??

3 Likes

In a majority of the women it’s asymptomatic. It just causes internal complications (salpingitis, etc) that eventually result in infertility amongst other complications.

2 Likes