Protected Sex Yet She Gets Pregnant

Ever been told you got someone paged yet in the only time you were together you used a CD, and it didn’t break? Two brief sessions is all it was. Then, three weeks later, bombshell! Can’t believe it. From the girl’s own confession, it’s the second month now for the Ps to miss. Doesn’t that mean she had already conceived by the time of the encounter three weeks ago?

hehe!

bwahahahaha nigga you is fvcked!

IN!

THE!

AZZ!

3 Likes

Change your Name to Coka - Cola Because you are Being “Enjoyed” my Nigga… kikikikkkkiiiiikkikikikiiiiiiiiiiiiii…

2 Likes

Sisi watu wa Kumwaga ndani hatutambui hii hekaya

6 Likes

Pole mblo but you gonna be a daddy soon…

1 Like

Many men are raising kids they haven’t sired. You are not alone.

6 Likes

Sue the condom manufacturer for damages incurred.

1 Like

:D:Dchanga pesa ya maternity na baby needs…hizo hufanyangi harambee!!

1 Like

kwani hamuoni huyu msee anasema ni three weeks ago and the girl says she missed for two months now meaning she is about three months pregnant. hehehe!

1 Like

buda uta imba nerea

2 Likes

usijali…atakuja na.sahani yake ya kauli

1 Like

Hii mambo ni noma sana, hebu cheki hii link

http://www.sde.co.ke/m/article/2000135750/how-men-are-raising-other-mens-children-when-their-wives-stray-to-find-better-genes

Kuna time jamaa walikuwa wanasema up to about 30-40% yamajamaa huraise watoi so wao

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/mobile/article/
2000088136/three-out-of-10-fathers-raising-other-men-s-kids

In Zimbabwe hata ni zaidi
http://www.newsdzezimbabwe.co.uk/2015/06/72-men-raising-other-mens-kids.html?m=1

So ni noma but tulia kuna kitu kitu inaitwa DNA imeokolea wasee wengi sana juu wasee huchapa hii kitu na inawa absolve from noma mob
http://www.kenyaforum.net/2011/10/15/genetic-testing-kenya-dad’s-not-around/

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/mobile/?articleID=2000044366&story_title=Parental%20fraudsters%20to%20face%20law

1 Like

Huyu anacheswa. The chic must have done her calculations and decided he’s the one most likely to support her and the unborn bastard.

5 Likes

She might have havested the sperms from the disposed condom. Always dispose the used condom yourself. These hoes aint loyal, bro.

1 Like

First mwambie live in a kind way …hukumwaga ndani
Then advise her to go get tested coz maybe ni stress related thats causing her late P’s
If its positive ask her ni nani alim DFHKPNKNBLBXBYBZ

alafu btw who disposed off the condoms ni wewe ama ni yeye?

Be very calm but let her know that you will use DNA to confirm paternity!!! Some hoes just feign pregnancy to extract cash from jamaas, coz I am sure if she asked for 10k to procure an abortion now, you would give he the money without much haggling

3 Likes

Insist on DNA…mwambie there is a good doctor who performs DNA at an affordable price…after the baby is born angalia sura ujue kama ni wako…lakini umechezwa si siri…jitoe roho safi

Ama ni mademoni… when we were young some dames feigned pregnancy as a test to check on how you would react if it really happened

1 Like

The surest way to know is if u r being punkd or not is to ask her for her menstruation calendar for the last 4 months, get the average dates she ovulates each month(a woman can only get pregnant during the ovulation period) and then cross check with the day u guys had sex just to be sure if it is urs or not.Dont be fooled by her crocodile tears about how you don’t trust her n that she has not slept with any other man apart from u bla bla bla. Good riddance

2 Likes