Prof. PLO Lumumba

kumbe huyu jamaa anaelewa lugha za kitamaduni pia, sio ya wabeberu peke yake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ev4AwaCfP4

Shenzi ndo umejua…kiswahili twakienzi

Smart speakers always identify with the audience, he has a deep reservior and masterly of the language but at times he over does it…all the same, I like listening to him talk as I learn some new phrases,
Some of the most remarkable quotes from him that I like include:
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[li]You do not strike a mosquito with a hammer,[/li][li] It’s the dog that wags the tail and not the tail that wags the dog[/li][li]when a mosquito lands on your testicles you realize that violence is not the only way of solving problems[/li][/ul]

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Hiyo ya kwanza umekosea…
Its supposed to be “You do not respond to a mosquito bite with a hammer”…

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aha…

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when a mosquito lands on your testicles you realize that violence is not the only way of solving problems
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this is a chinese saying older than jesus.
said by the chinku philosopher confucious i think.

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Huyu mtu English yake mi huiweka below average. I do mark it when he is talking and he usually kills osungu mercilessly. like “dirtyfying”. How can a hyped English “professor” say that?

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Gud wan

PLO just doing what he does… ku-piyelo-iya kiingereza?

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this is a chinese saying older than jesus.
said by the chinku philosopher confucious i think.
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I knew it was not PLOs, just threw it in to spice the storo… Na hii mambo yote ya old literature ineendana na thuggery kweli, you’s mysterious!

Obama’s eloquence dazzles me

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Many a times PLO just talks… he does not communicate.

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I knew it was not PLOs, just threw it in to spice the storo… Na hii mambo yote ya old literature ineendana na thuggery kweli, you’s mysterious!
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hehehe…
the smartest thugs are the learned ones.
my thug life was just a phase.
i realised big money is made by pen thieves akina waiguru and there is no risk of dying.
unless you are in china.

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Quick, blame this on auto correct before the osungu clique wake up…

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…so how do you spell the masterly??

^^^Master Lee.

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