Private Hekaya

Sex & Relationships
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Juzi tumepatana na msee flani. Nilikuqa naskiza boyz wawili hapo wakiongea.

So msee akadai she used to date a certain chick in college. That’s no funny. Ile kitu ilifanya nitoke nikacheke iliwa hii. Apparently the chick, who now works for a major media station as presenter, was a tae kwon do expert.

Huyo msee alidai ati ndio apewe slices she had to spar with the girl. Dem akadai ile siku utanipin ndio ntakugawia. It took him 3 months to pin her before apewe slices. Alikuwa anashow msee ati after that his bones are still sore years later. Alafu dem alimwacha tuu. Heheee

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“So msee akadai she used to date a certain chick in college”
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“Huyo msee alidai ati ndio apewe slices she had to spar with the girl. Dem akadai ile siku utanipin ndio ntakugawia. It took him 3 months to pin her before apewe slices.”
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Okay.

3

Aaaaannddd???

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It walks without legs, it flies without wings. What is it:D

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Is she he? Is he she?

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Meffi thread…

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Bullshit

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She is her and he is his

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:D:D kabisa:meffi:

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WUUUUUUWI! TANOOO!!! @Panyaste uko wapi?

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unajua hutakiwi uombe midgets usaidizi?

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hata sina maneno…

Rudi kwa hizo pigsty zako ghasia

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Osungu.dll

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Time

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Wrestling a kunguru! Feels erotic but ka kuna kuumia ma joints ni umeffi

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Nigfa dislocated an entire arm kwa elbow joint. Msee ata haezi inua pombe na left arm. And then he was fucked. Am not saying they fucked, he was fucked with a pussy

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Judo or MMA sounds plausible, taekwondo isn’t about submission.

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sidhani ni mwanamke.

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how now…